Clint Eastwood
Ariana Grande
Phil Collins
Brian Wilson
Edward Furlong
Ozzy Osbourne
Jack Nicholson
Yoko Ono
Bruce Willis
Buzz Aldrin
Kanye West
Celine Dion
Harvey Weinstein
Chris Hoy
Ananda Lewis
Joan Bakewell
Eric Jensen
Shirley Chung
John J. York
Jane Fonda
Donald Trump
Rudy Giuliani
Mitch McConnell
Vladimir Putin
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Jones
Steve Bannon
Lindsay Graham
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Chris Hoy - 48 - Olympic cyclist - metastasized prostate cancer
Ananda Lewis - 51 - former MTV veejay, ex-model - stage IV breast cancer
Joan Bakewell, Dame - 91 - journalist - colon cancer
Eric Jensen - 54 - actor - colorectal cancer
Shirley Chung - 48 - chef - stage IV tongue cancer
John J. York - 66 - actor - bone marrow cancer
Jane Fonda - 87 - actor - non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma
Donald Trump - 78 - pathetic demented man
Rudy Giuliani - 80 - dripping broke ex-lawyer to TFG
Mitch McConnell - 82 - blech - had a couple of “freezing” episodes
Vladimir Putin - 72 - Evil Authoritarian Trump admires
Rupert Murdoch - 92 - mass distributor of evil koolaid
Alex Jones - 50 - evil ex-owner of Infowars
Steve Bannon - 71
Lindsay Graham - 69
Marjorie Taylor Greene - 51
Mike Ditka
Terry Bradshaw
Dick Van Dyke
Dick Cheney
Sean Combs
Michael J Fox
Dustin Hoffman
Marv Levy
Clint Eastwood
Dan Rather
Madison Cawthorn
Chris Berman
Diane Rehm
Donald Trump
Melania Trump
Ivanka Trump
Jared Kushner
Donald Trump Jr.
Kim Guilfoyle
Lara Trump
Eric Trump
Tiffany Trump
Barron Trump
Rudy Guiliani
Steve Bannon
Pete Hegseth
Alternates:
Aileen Cannon
Clarence Thomas
Sam Alito
Barron is now 18 and is in his first year of eligiblity
Chrys Hoy
Amanda Lewis
Shirley Chung
Rudy Giuliani
Andy Taylor
Bruce Willis
Donald Trump
Tony Danza
Alan Alda
Bill Cosby
Ray Romano
Billy Joel
Dionne Warwick
Donald Trump
JD Vance
Usha Vance
Gregg Popovich
Bashar Al-Assad
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
Kim Richards (former actress)
Ye
Jennifer Lopez
Alexander Lukashenko
Bruce Willis
Christina Applegate
Brooke Shields
Alternates:
Journalist Jane Ferguson
George RR Martin
Tom Brokaw
Two fuckasses on my list (Yahya Sinwar and Hassan Nasrallah) got executed in 2024, so they’ve been replaced by Musk and Erdogan:
Lukasz Gottwald
Donald Trump
Bashar Assad
Justin Bieber
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
Recep Tayyip Erdogan
Jeremy Corbyn
Elon Musk
Steve Bannon
Wayne LaPierre
Louis Farrakhan
Roger Waters
Kanye West
Julie Newmar
Alan Alda
Arthur Blank
William Shatner
Michael J. Fox
Mitch McConnell
Sir Ian McKellen
Ted Turner
William Perry
Wilfred Benitez
Dame Judi Dench
Nancy Pelosi
Ken Langone
*Arthur Blank and Ken Langone are co-founders of Home Depot, and both in their eighties; William Perry is, of course, “The Fridge”, from the 1985 Bears; and Wilfred Benitez is a boxer with CTE.
Just checking. Do you mean Amanda Lewis, who’s in prison for killing her daughter in 2007? Or do you mean Ananda Lewis, the television performer who recently announced she has cancer? Or somebody else?