2025 SDMB Celebrity Death Pool

See, this is why I say spelling counts. I have both of these listed seperately, while assuming both of them were the more recent Ananda.

It’s “Ryne.” At least I assume you mean the former Cubs infielder, Ryne Sandberg.

I was just getting ready to type another spelling issue. This is one that surprised me. I’d never seen his name printed and assumed it was the more conventional spelling.

Carol Burnett
Neil Diamond
Shelley Fabares
Mike Farrell
Ron Jeremy
Liza Minelli
Jack Nicholson
Linda Ronstadt
William Shatner
Nikki Sixx
Loretta Swit
Andy Taylor
Bruce Willis

Alternates:
Alan Alda
Bob Dylan
Donald Trump

Correct. Heck I looked up Sandberg. Ryne Sandberg now on the tip 13 list.
Thanks.

NAME					Birthdate			Known for
Jim Rechtin				About 1971			CEO of Humana
Bam Margera				28 September 1979	Jackass (the show, not him... maybe)
James Whale				13 May 1951			Radio Host
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei	19 April 1935		Supreme leader of Iran
Sam Neill				14 September 1947	Some Kiwi
Bruce Willis			19 March 1955		Actor
Liza Minelli			12 March 1946		C'mon.  Really?
Ananda Lewis			21 March 1973		MTV VJ
Oleg Salyukov			21 May 1955			Commander of Russian ground forces
Andy Taylor				16 February 1961	Duran Duran
Donald Trump			14 June 1946		A very stable genius
Harvey Weinstein		19 March 1952		Human scumbag
Alex Jones				11 February 1974	Lying scumbag

Alt
Val Kilmer				31 December 1959	The best Batman *EVER*

Clean list:
Jim Rechtin
Bam Margera
James Whale
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
Sam Neill
Bruce Willis
Liza Minelli
Ananda Lewis
Oleg Salyukov
Andy Taylor
Donald Trump
Harvey Weinstein
Alex Jones

Alt
Val Kilmer

Updated list. Bumped Alex Jones for Ryne Sandberg. Yeah, jumping on the bandwagon, so sue me. :wink:

Chris Hoy
Ananda Lewis
Joan Bakewell
Eric Jensen
Shirley Chung
John J. York
Jane Fonda
Ryne Sandberg
Donald Trump
Rudy Giuliani
Mitch McConnell
Vladimir Putin
Rupert Murdoch

Alex Jones
Steve Bannon
Lindsay Graham

Chris Hoy - 48 - Olympic cyclist - metastasized prostate cancer
Ananda Lewis - 51 - former MTV veejay, ex-model - stage IV breast cancer
Joan Bakewell, Dame - 91 - journalist - colon cancer
Eric Jensen - 54 - actor - colorectal cancer
Shirley Chung - 48 - chef - stage IV tongue cancer
John J. York - 66 - actor - bone marrow cancer
Jane Fonda - 87 - actor - non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma
Ryne Sandberg - 65 - baseball legend (Cubs) - metastasized prostate cancer
Donald Trump - 78 - pathetic demented man
Rudy Giuliani - 80 - dripping broke ex-lawyer to TFG
Mitch McConnell - 82 - blech - had a couple of “freezing” episodes
Vladimir Putin - 72 - Evil Authoritarian Trump admires
Rupert Murdoch - 92 - mass distributor of evil koolaid

Alex Jones - 50
Steve Bannon - 71
Lindsay Graham - 69

Just FYI, @Superdude, if you mean the baseball player and actor, his name is spelled “Bob Uecker”.

:person_facepalming:t2:

I blame autocorrect. Thanks for noticing.

Catherine Deneuve
Brigitte Bardot
Justin Bieber
Dennis Rader
Sam Neill
Mitch McConnell
Rudy Giuliani
Britney Spears
Bruce Willis
Ryne Sandburg
Charlie Sheen
Michael J Fox
Lil Wayne

Alternates:

Selena Gomez
Jackie Chan
John Riggins

Dennis Rader is the serial killer better known as the BTK killer. Rapper Lil Wayne’s official name is Dwayne Michael Carter Jr. John Riggins played football for Washington DC in the 70s. I figure the rest need no explanation, but let me know if there are questions or issues.

Would you be so kind as to drop Bob Gunton from my list, and add former NFL player Randy Moss, dob 2/13/77?

Thank you!

Sir Alec Ferguson
Sepp Maier
Sarah Hyland
Pete Docherty
Rodney Marsh
Geoff Hurst
Peter Shilton
Alan Mullery
Allan Clarke
Jean Tigana
Roberto Bettega
Grzegorz Lato
Pat Jennings

Alternates
Teofila Cubillas
Paul Breitner
Paul Michael Glaser

Mucky List:

Corpus Anticipatus Wiki DOB Age
Sir Alec Ferguson Alex Ferguson - Wikipedia 31/12/1941 82
Sepp Maier Sepp Maier - Wikipedia 28/02/1944 80
Sarah Hyland Sarah Hyland - Wikipedia 24/11/1990 34
Pete Docherty Pete Doherty - Wikipedia 12/03/1979 45
Rodney Marsh Rodney Marsh - Wikipedia 11/10/1944 80
Geoff Hurst Geoff Hurst - Wikipedia 08/12/1941 83
Peter Shilton Peter Shilton - Wikipedia 18/09/1949 75
Alan Mullery Alan Mullery - Wikipedia 23/11/1941 83
Allan Clarke Allan Clarke (footballer) - Wikipedia 31/07/1946 78
Jean Tigana Jean Tigana - Wikipedia 23/06/1955 69
Roberto Bettega Roberto Bettega - Wikipedia 27/12/1950 73
Grzegorz Lato Grzegorz Lato - Wikipedia 08/04/1950 74
Pat Jennings Pat Jennings - Wikipedia 12/06/1945 79
Alternates
Teofila Cubillas Teófilo Cubillas - Wikipedia 08/03/1949 75
Paul Breitner Paul Breitner - Wikipedia 05/09/1951 73
Paul Michael Glaser Paul Michael Glaser - Wikipedia 25/03/1943 81

I only had two this year. It was my first time coming up with a list. Here’s my list for 2025:

Dick Cheney
Dick Van Dyke
Joe Biden
Bruce Willis
William Shatner
Max Baer, Jr
Warren Buffet
Mickey Dolenz
Linda Ronstadt
Celine Dion
Carol Burnett
Julie Andrews
Roberta Flack

Alternates:
Jane Fonda
Mel Brooks
Diana Ross

Here’s my list for this year

William Shatner 3/22/1931
Tom Baker 1/20/1934
Wendell Berry 8/5/1934
Mahmoud Abbas 11/15/1935
Bernie Sanders 9/8/1941
Joe Biden 11/20/1942
Geraldo Rivera 7/4/1943
Tweeting Baboon 6/14/1946
Clarence Thomas 6/23/1948
Charles III 11/14/1948
Bruce Willis 3/19/1955
Victoria Jackson 8/2/1959
Justin Timberlake 1/31/1981

Clean List
William Shatner
Tom Baker
Wendell Berry
Mahmoud Abbas
Bernie Sanders
Joe Biden
Geraldo Rivera
Donald Trump
Clarence Thomas
Charles III
Bruce Willis
Victoria Jackson
Justin Timberlake

Alternates
Mitch McConnell
Tony Danza
George Takei

I seriously thought Tweeting Baboon was some kind of internet star I’d never heard of.

I wish no tweeting baboon dies.

Reprising my list of entertainers over 90 years old, for the eighth time. I helped keep all but one of last year’s aged picks alive for another full year. In 2023, Bob Newhart gave me six points, but I’m hoping for a low score again this year to avoid losing any more of these great talents.

As always, I’m playing the odds, not going for points. The maximum I could earn, if all of these wonderful actors dropped dead in early January, is 39. Eva Marie Saint is already 100, and the next two will turn 100 this year, Og willing.

They’re listed in descending age.

Eva Marie Saint
June Lockhart
Dick van Dyke
David Attenborough
Mel Brooks
William Daniels
Rosemary Harris
Lee Grant
Estelle Parsons
James Ivory
Joan Plowright
Tippi Hedren
Gene Hackman

Alternates:

Robert Wagner
Joanne Woodward
Clint Eastwood

I can think of one I want gone.

The name came from Glory by NoViolet Bulawayo. Good book.

2025 list, may I not peak too early this year again. For some I will be sorry, for some not at all:

Ramsan Akhmadovich Kadirov – nasty Chechen piece of sadistic shit
Julio Iglesias – former Real Madrid goalie substitute and crooner
Josef Fritzl – Incestous demented rapist
José Mujica – former bank robber and President of Uruguay, among many other remarcable feats. Great man.
Randy Moss – Bandwagon driver the first.
Sir Chris Hoy – olympic cycling champion
Roger O’Donnell – The Cure keyboarder
Sophie Kinsella – ‘Shopaholic’ Author
Harvey Weinstein – Rapist, abuser, jailbird.
Bruce Willis – Twelve Monkeys is no Christmas movie!
James Van Der Beek – Dawson’s Creek actor.
Angus Young – On a highway to hell since 1975, his brother Malcolm and Bon Scott are waiting for him.
Andy Taylor – Bandwagon rider the second.

Alternatives:

Günther Jauch – Longest serving presenter of „Who Wants To Be A Millionaire“ worldwide - or so he claims.
Bryan Johnson – Wants to live forever. I am against that.
Charles de Ganahl Koch – Too rich for the sake of the world.

Clean list:

Ramsan Akhmadovich Kadirov
Julio Iglesias
Josef Fritzl
José Mujica
Sir Chris Hoy
Roger O’Donnell
Randy Moss
Sophie Kinsella
Harvey Weinstein
Bruce Willis
James Van Der Beek
Angus Young
Andy Taylor

Alternatives:

Günther Jauch
Bryan Johnson
Charles de Ganahl Koch

Swapped out Mitch McConnell for Judy Parfitt.

Chris Hoy
Ananda Lewis
Joan Bakewell
Eric Jensen
Shirley Chung
John J. York
Jane Fonda
Judy Parfitt
Ryne Sandberg
Donald Trump
Rudy Giuliani
Vladimir Putin
Rupert Murdoch

Alex Jones
Steve Bannon
Lindsay Graham

Chris Hoy - 48 - Olympic cyclist - metastasized prostate cancer
Ananda Lewis - 51 - former MTV veejay, ex-model - stage IV breast cancer
Joan Bakewell, Dame - 91 - journalist - colon cancer
Eric Jensen - 54 - actor - colorectal cancer
Shirley Chung - 48 - chef - stage IV tongue cancer
John J. York - 66 - actor - bone marrow cancer
Jane Fonda - 87 - actor - non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma
Judy Parfitt - 89 - actor - she’s 89
Ryne Sandberg - 65 - baseball legend (Cubs) - metastasized prostate cancer
Donald Trump - 78 - pathetic demented man
Rudy Giuliani - 80 - dripping broke ex-lawyer to TFG
Vladimir Putin - 72 - Evil Authoritarian Trump admires
Rupert Murdoch - 92 - mass distributor of evil Koolaid

Alex Jones - 50
Steve Bannon - 71
Lindsay Graham - 69