Miranda McKeon is still alive but fellow TikToker Anna Grace Phelan had died of cancer at age 19.
Eventually you will find out.
Oh, wait, it does not work that way.
No more rainy days or Mondays getting him down, then.
I’ve known for some years that Scott Adams had gone over to the dark side politically, but I didn’t realize he’d gotten culty enough to try shit like ivermectin. But there’s so many quacks, grifters, and conspiracy theorists over there, so I guess once you fall in with them…
Mohammed Sinwar has been killed. My die violently list scores its first hit. He was 49 years old.
Baker
May 28, 2025, 4:21pm
1028
jeezums leaps into first place and Captain Lance Murdoch gets on the board in tenth place.
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jeezums
110
2
0
2
Kitten Mitten
97
3
1
3
GIGObuster
80
3
0
4
Mahaloth
70
3
1
5
phungi
69
2
1
6
Happy Lendervedder
68
2
0
7
It’s Not Rocket Surgery
64
2
0
7
Registered at Last
64
2
0
9
Wheelz
63
2
0
10
Captain Lance Murdoch
51
1
0
11
lel
47
3
2
11
Bayaker
47
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0
11
Pheoinix
47
2
0
14
imthjckaz
40
2
0
14
Todesliste
40
2
0
16
Captain Klutz
35
1
0
16
Hoopy Frood
35
1
0
16
Jegpeg
35
1
0
16
Little Nemo
35
1
0
16
McDeath the Mad
35
1
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16
Queen Anne’s Lace
35
1
0
16
Railer 13
35
1
0
16
Reindeer Flotilla
35
1
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16
RobotDevilDog
35
1
0
16
RTFirefly
35
1
0
26
Loach
33
1
0
26
Mean Mr. Mustard
33
1
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SunUp
30
1
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29
Tyronne
27
3
1
30
vivalostwages
22
1
1
30
zadscmc
22
1
1
32
RollOutTheBarrel
21
1
0
33
Culling the Herd
14
1
1
34
Baker
12
1
1
34
Dancer Flight
12
1
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34
Dung Beetle
12
1
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escheral
12
1
1
34
Guano Lad
12
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34
gwendee
12
1
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34
Lancia
12
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Lsura
12
1
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34
Mrs Ducky
12
1
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34
Paul was in Saudi
12
1
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34
Precambrianmollusc
12
1
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34
Prof.Pepperwinkle
12
1
0
34
Wolfpack Jeep
12
1
0
47
Pardel-Lux
11
1
1
48
commasense
10
2
1
48
Sternvogel
10
1
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48
Superdude
10
1
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51
Shoeless
8
1
1
52
Hatchie
5
1
1
52
shageroo
5
1
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Stephe96
5
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teelabrown
5
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Tristan
5
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Loach
May 28, 2025, 4:53pm
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C’mon, how do you not may a “we’ve only just begun” joke?
What would your “we’ve only just begun” joke have been?
I went with rainy days and Mondays because I couldn’t find a joke about “we’ve only just begun” that wasn’t too trite and obvious for even my low standards.
Ed Gale, who played Howard the Duck in the 1986 movie, was in the cult classic Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town , and Chuckie in Child’s Play and two subsequent sequels, has died at 61.
Since when has “trite and obvious” been a disqualifier for a Death Pool joke?
“He’s only just begun, to die…”
“…so much of death ahead…”
Loach
May 28, 2025, 10:56pm
1035
RTFirefly:
What would your “we’ve only just begun” joke have been?
I went with rainy days and Mondays because I couldn’t find a joke about “we’ve only just begun” that wasn’t too trite and obvious for even my low standards.
The first line is “We’ve only just begun to live.” It practically writes itself. Trite and obvious be damned.
Baylor University defensive lineman Alex Foster was found shot in his car. He was pronounced dead 30 minutes after arriving at the hospital.
He was 18.
Weird thing: Roger Nichols co-wrote that song with another guy whose name/face almost all of us would recognise, who is somewhat younger – 2 days younger.
N9IWP
May 29, 2025, 2:20am
1038
Mentioned in Cafe Society, President Tyler’s last living grandchild is no longer living:
The Richmond resident, preservationist and chemical engineer, for whom William & Mary’s history department is named, also had the distinction of being the grandson of a man who became U.S. president in 1841.
Brian
Ronnie Dugger won’t be observing much of Texas anymore: