2025 SDMB Celebrity Death Pool

Miranda McKeon is still alive but fellow TikToker Anna Grace Phelan had died of cancer at age 19.

Eventually you will find out.

Oh, wait, it does not work that way.

No more rainy days or Mondays getting him down, then.

I’ve known for some years that Scott Adams had gone over to the dark side politically, but I didn’t realize he’d gotten culty enough to try shit like ivermectin. But there’s so many quacks, grifters, and conspiracy theorists over there, so I guess once you fall in with them…

Netanyahu says Israel killed elusive Hamas leader Mohammed Sinwar in recent Gaza strike
Looks like 51 points for myself and Captain_Lance_Murdoch

Mohammed Sinwar has been killed. My die violently list scores its first hit. He was 49 years old.

jeezums leaps into first place and Captain Lance Murdoch gets on the board in tenth place.

1 jeezums 110 2 0
2 Kitten Mitten 97 3 1
3 GIGObuster 80 3 0
4 Mahaloth 70 3 1
5 phungi 69 2 1
6 Happy Lendervedder 68 2 0
7 It’s Not Rocket Surgery 64 2 0
7 Registered at Last 64 2 0
9 Wheelz 63 2 0
10 Captain Lance Murdoch 51 1 0
11 lel 47 3 2
11 Bayaker 47 2 0
11 Pheoinix 47 2 0
14 imthjckaz 40 2 0
14 Todesliste 40 2 0
16 Captain Klutz 35 1 0
16 Hoopy Frood 35 1 0
16 Jegpeg 35 1 0
16 Little Nemo 35 1 0
16 McDeath the Mad 35 1 0
16 Queen Anne’s Lace 35 1 0
16 Railer 13 35 1 0
16 Reindeer Flotilla 35 1 0
16 RobotDevilDog 35 1 0
16 RTFirefly 35 1 0
26 Loach 33 1 0
26 Mean Mr. Mustard 33 1 0
28 SunUp 30 1 0
29 Tyronne 27 3 1
30 vivalostwages 22 1 1
30 zadscmc 22 1 1
32 RollOutTheBarrel 21 1 0
33 Culling the Herd 14 1 1
34 Baker 12 1 1
34 Dancer Flight 12 1 0
34 Dung Beetle 12 1 0
34 escheral 12 1 1
34 Guano Lad 12 1 0
34 gwendee 12 1 0
34 Lancia 12 1 0
34 Lsura 12 1 0
34 Mrs Ducky 12 1 0
34 Paul was in Saudi 12 1 0
34 Precambrianmollusc 12 1 0
34 Prof.Pepperwinkle 12 1 0
34 Wolfpack Jeep 12 1 0
47 Pardel-Lux 11 1 1
48 commasense 10 2 1
48 Sternvogel 10 1 0
48 Superdude 10 1 0
51 Shoeless 8 1 1
52 Hatchie 5 1 1
52 shageroo 5 1 0
52 Stephe96 5 1 0
52 teelabrown 5 1 0
52 Tristan 5 1 0

C’mon, how do you not may a “we’ve only just begun” joke?

:musical_notes: He’s only just ended :musical_notes:

What would your “we’ve only just begun” joke have been?

I went with rainy days and Mondays because I couldn’t find a joke about “we’ve only just begun” that wasn’t too trite and obvious for even my low standards.

Ed Gale, who played Howard the Duck in the 1986 movie, was in the cult classic Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, and Chuckie in Child’s Play and two subsequent sequels, has died at 61.

Since when has “trite and obvious” been a disqualifier for a Death Pool joke?

“He’s only just begun, to die…”

“…so much of death ahead…”

The first line is “We’ve only just begun to live.” It practically writes itself. Trite and obvious be damned.

Baylor University defensive lineman Alex Foster was found shot in his car. He was pronounced dead 30 minutes after arriving at the hospital.

He was 18.

Weird thing: Roger Nichols co-wrote that song with another guy whose name/face almost all of us would recognise, who is somewhat younger – 2 days younger.

Mentioned in Cafe Society, President Tyler’s last living grandchild is no longer living:

Brian

Hangs head in shame.

Ronnie Dugger won’t be observing much of Texas anymore: