29 Year Old Man Passes as 12 Year Old

And, oh by the way has sex with at least one child. And a couple of grown men. And the sex with the kid part may have been facilitated by the fact that he was ENROLLED IN THE SEVENTH GRADE! Are you fucking kidding me? Can this possibly be true?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/01/25/sex.ruse.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

SURPRISE!

Could a town name be any more appropriate?

I missed that. And the name of the school was Imagine. And they dropped him for (drum roll) poor attendance! Yikes.

I would have thought that there would be enough characteristics about him to make people suspicious sooner. Wouldn’t his voice have been deeper than most of the students there? I saw his picture and while he did look young, he didn’t look that young.

You’d think. Plus, he was screwing those other adults, and living in their house. What was he doing, waking early every morning to shave?

The best part of this story is that the two old guys were shocked (shocked!) when they learned that they had been duped, and the guy they were buggering was not, in fact, 12 years old.

Yes, they were indeed mighty disappointed to find out that they weren’t actually having sex with a 12 year old. Jesus…

brings to mind if they could be charged w/a crime - their intent was clear. kinda like those online idiots who solicit “minors” and show up to Dateline.

He does not look 12. He doesn’t even look 29 to me, and I should know since I’m 29.

I don’t see how people got fooled.

You think that he looks older than 29?

They where charged with attempted child abuse if im not mistaken.

Not yet.

It’s hard to say based on just that one picture - but going off only that I’d guess 35 maybe.

I’d like to know how big he is. 7th graders are still very small. I’m a pretty large adult (6’4", 195lbs) and I remember being 5’1" and I doubt 100lbs yet in 7th grade. Even if this guy is a small adult - say 5’7", 135lbs, that should’ve thrown up a red flag. A 5 o’clock shadow and deep voice should’ve been a red flag.

He’s got tell-tale lines on his face. He’s got a little boy haircut–true–but the face is a grown-ass man’s.

If I were 29, and people who had seen me naked thought I was 12, that would be pretty embarrassing.

There’s a “No Child Left Behind” joke in here somewhere…

I have a coworker who is very short for a man. He’s not a little person, but he’s barely 5’ tall.

He was recently on a business trip and decided to take a swim in the hotel pool. The lifeguard told him that no one under 16 is allowed in the pool without a parent.

People can be bad judges of age.

NOT ONLY did the event take place deep in Chino Valley, look at the name of the pedophile who posed as his grandfather…Stiffler.

Are we sure this is on the level, and not a Wikipedia prank?

Sailboat

He probably told them he started smoking a pack a day at 8 years old.

Yeah, it might be the orange jumpsuit or the eye-bags, but I have trouble picturing this guy getting away with buying a kiddie ticket at the cinema, let alone attending classes as a 7th-grader. Surely his 12-year-old classmates realized something was amiss, even if the credulous adults managed not to notice.