But are you an insomniac dyslexic agnostic? Do you stay awake at night thinking about whether or not there is a dog?
I found an icicle the exact shape and size of a Barbie leg when I was 6. And trust me, I dismembered enough Barbies in my youth to know what a Barbie leg looks like, I tellya…
What? They’d pop off while changing her clothes. Jeeze, what kind of doll mutilator do you think I am 
Yes.
Yes I do.
Brilliant!!
In the dictionary an idol could mean
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a representation of an object of worship – broadly, a false god
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a form or likeness of something
(And some other meanings which don’t seem to apply here)
I don’t hear about anyone worshipping the statues in Catholic churches or the Mother Teresa bun at Bongo Java in Nashville (now “deceased”). Some people may see these images as signs from God or miracles. I generally think they are kind of like the cow I used to see in my bathroom curtains.
The second definition is the one that should give pause to anyone who takes the Bible literally. (I don’t.) If we abide by the verse using that definition, we shouldn’t have pictures of Jesus, wear crosses around our necks, have paintings of angels or representational art at all!
I wonder if that includes photographs of things on earth.
How about smilies?
A holy cow, surely.
But then I’d have to stop posting. :mad:
You can have the head if I can have the feet.
norinew, heathen, at your service. bows
So you say.
It’s the Hershey Highway to Heaven. Turning people’s beliefs around for fifty years.
Does anyone else think that this chocolate object resembles a buttplug?
A recently-used buttplug, at that.
But wait! There’s more! Minty Chocolate Mary Dill!
Exactly. Lesser people might have missed the connection between a blob of chocolate (sans almonds, no less) and a personal message of hope from their deity.
So, then, it should be “I don’t mind if it rains or freezes, long as I got my [http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php]baby Jesus](http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php)*** buttplug”?
NOT SAFE FOR WORK LINK
Hey! That’s my rude link, missy! And I don’t share (per standard b-plug hygenie recommendations) 
Oh my… in white chocolate no less.
Cuz white is pure.
From that same page…
Glow-in-the-dark Jackhammer Jesus? I’m at a loss here.
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Warning: Link is NSFW (language)