Wow, who’da thunk anyone would find this offensive? :rolleyes:
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my full size anatomically correct chocolate Jesus…
Of couse it’s sickening. I mean anyone eating a six foot chocolate Jesus is bound to get sick, all that sugar and fat.
Personally I find the idea offensive. From a culinary point of view, anyway.
Jesus’s willie was going to be made out of an Oscar Meyer wiener, right?
Yes, but he’d have a holy shit.
Big fat :rolleyes: . I got a kick out of the “$100,000 Candy Bar” in his midsection. You just *know * someone is going to try to snap it off.
This is already my favorite thread in a while. Great title, great first post.
Now, where can I get a strawberry Judas?
If they’d only had a chiffon. That would’ve been SO fine.
What I especially like is the Lean Cuisine ad on that page. 
What’s the big deal? The local confectioner has chocolate crosses for Easter. How is this any different?
Or is it news to people that Jesus had a penis?
Serious question: they are offended because he’s naked? Or because he’s made of chocolate? Or both?
And how ironic that they got death threats over this, how very Christian-like.
I wonder if it would have been worse to use WHITE chocolate…
They are offended because they are the Catholic League. It’s their gig to take offense.
They wouldn’t have had to use quite as much.
Yay! I get to post a link to “Big Butter Jesus” (Youtube video; lyrics here.).
My first thought was Homer Simpson’s voice drawling “Mmmmmm, chocolate Jebus. OOOOH, with nuts!”
Of course, I’ve been beaten to it.
I was thinking:
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my chocolate Jesus
Melting on the dashboard of my car…
Mmmm…sacrilicious.
You could melt down the chocolate Christ and make a truly divine chocolate mousse.
Or maybe, in the presence of the statue, water turns into creme de cacao.
Opie and Anthony, two radio DJs are asking their listeners to bring them the genitals of chocolate Christ.
While I deplore vandalism, I find that horribly amusing. I do hope nobody does it, the resulting criminal and civil issues could be very bad.