Pretty much any glurgy song. Muskrat Love hasn’t been mentioned, so I will.
I’ve got a tie for worst. As I’m sure someone else will post the horrible Starship song before long(if they haven’t already, and I missed it), I’ll go with the other one:
Matthew Wilder,“Break my Stride”. HORRIBLE 80’s synth, matched by equally horrible lyrics. It was a huge hit.
“Favorite” was hard (I just posted a “this is something I like listening to and was listening to recently”). “Least favorite” in a way is even harder, for a totally different reason; if I hate a song, I generally turn it off, so I have no idea what it is or who it’s by.
So in this case I’ll go with a song I couldn’t turn off: at a recent retail job where I often worked early morning stocking shifts, they played, generally, terrible music that was apparently supposed to motivate us, rather than induce merchandise-smashing rage. The worst of these was Funk Soul Brother which is four minutes of the same shit repeated over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
The worst part is that it actually sounds like it’s going to end at the two minute mark, but NO! You still have another two minutes of Geneva-Convention-violating terribleness.
Thissong.
There are a lot of songs I can’t stand, but this was played a lot a few years back. Has everything I hate, especially extreme repetition.
I urge you to check out all the other verses. You’ll be quite surprised by the depth of feeling and creative lyrics.
For the record, fachverwirrt and Procrustus, the name of the song is The Rockafeller Skank. Know what you hate, and understand it. So you can defeat your enemy!
But, I love that song, and love these threads! 
ETA: In fact, gonna take a bullet for you guys and put the headphones on for a third listen.
I really had to think about this because there are a lot of easy targets. But in the end, my award goes to Pearl Jam’s cover of “Last Kiss.” So excruciatingly bad that I have dry heaves when it comes on the radio.
Honorable mention to Don Henley’s “All She Wants to Do is Dance.”
Procrustus, great minds and all that.
Well, at least the name is also terrible…
Oh, I can certainly agree with that one… yuk!
But I don’t wanna be a copycat, so I’m going with
Baker Street from some dude in the 70s.
Sure there are 10s, possibly 100s, of songs that deserve this honor, but this was the first one I thought of.
Generally, I can ignore bad songs—or songs that simply don’t do anything for me—quite well, so I’m hard pressed to point to a list whose top entry gets the dubious honor of being the worst, but since I gotta pick one, I choose ‘Atemlos’ by Helene Fischer—simply due to the fact that it was utterly impossible to avoid during much of 2014/2015. Since it’s in German, here’s a translation of the lyrics, if you feel you need one.
Seriously, I love that you don’t like something that I do; and as you get more clear on the detail, you hate it more! When people disagree with me over matters of taste, I am reminded of what Komar and Melmud said of when their works were destroyed in the Bulldozer Exhibition (parapahrased): “Hey, at least we got an emotional reaction from someone with our art!”
And no, I don’t mean to make you equal to the KGB. I have things I dislike, too. I mean to say that the people who make things you and I don’t like should be heartened by that fact as much as they are energized by their fans. As long as we’re not wielding heavy equipment or the power of the state, that is.
Oh, I just wanna kiss you!
On the other side of the same coin, I heard the beginning of that one on the way to work last night. Before I changed the station, I was reminded that a lot of people out there like this song!. It wouldn’t have survived otherwise
It’s still the audio version of intentional boiled cardboard, to me. The fans of that song and I are on the same planet, but we inhabit different worlds.
It’s between Amazing Grace (can we please come up with a different song for movie/TV funerals) and I’ve Never Been To Me(Charlene). I guess Amazing Grace wins because I have to hear it all the time whereas the other one is rarely , if ever, heard any more.
“Honey” by Bobby Goldsboro. I’m pretty sure my hand speed exceeded that of light when I raced to turn off the radio.
No, you see, my taste is impeccable and anything I dislike is objectively terrible. If you disagree with me, you’re just wrong. And terrible.
(Seriously, though, I’m an opera fan. And singer. Opera is one of those things that seems to trigger deep, visceral repulsion in some people. De gustibus and all that. Well, except people who like Fatboy Slim. Those people are weird.)
Wait; did the OP ask for our least favorite song in general or just glurgy ones from the '70s? (and for *your *information I like '70s glurge )
Anyway, there have been countless songs I’ve hated so I’ll just mention one that I actively remember hating and telling everyone who would listen how much I hated it:
I Believe I can Fly by R. Kelly. Shoot him now.
A more recent one is Kelly Clarkson’s Because of You. What a bubbling, stinking pot of self pitying dreck.
Oh, and I kind of like the song mentioned in the OP. You want to hear crap, check out the same band’s awful Paralyzer. Holy cow, these lyrics. I would have sworn English is not their first language but no, I see they’re Canadian.
I could have done quite well without ever remembering that one.
I think my least favorite song of all time would have to be something that represents an attitude I can’t stand. So for this round, I’m going with faux patriotism.
As if you didn’t know, Lee Greenwood’s God Bless the USA.
First song to appear in both threads.
I used to love these two songs and still like them. But I get where you’re coming from.
I just wrote to say I hate you.
Good choice. Wind Beneath My Wings is even cheesier and worse, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11MzbEcHlw
I know someone mentioned this in the first thread being one of their favorite songs, but this was the first one I thought of in this category.
It’s frenetic, over the top and sounds like a song from a bad musical.