Hey, what’s wrong with walking around naked? No one on Barsoom tromps around with clothes on, and anal probing is unheard of. We don’t do much kidnapping ourselves, we’re too busy killing each other and dealing with Humans that transport themselves to our planet and marry the hot naked women.
If that’s a major spoiler I’m pissed.
And the alians would have to be stupid to come billions of miles to observe a life form which chooses to spend much of it’s time watching “reality” television (while sitting on their asses pigging out btw…) and contemplating who’d they’d vote off an island.
And the alien abduction procedure seems to have a few flaws…for one thing, if people can have their erased memories restored so easily, why don’t the aliens just use full anesthesia? Hell, even a BLINDFOLD?
Besides the fact that they need to have live subjects for their anatomical research, and apparently can’t just send a saucer down to abduct a copy of “Gray’s Anatomy” from a bookstore.
And that, since they need live subjects for their research, and want to return them alive, AND keep their abducting operation a secret, they don’t just abduct drunken drifters, or tribesmen from a village in the middle of Brazil or New Guinea, or something.
I must be the only person on earth who liked Mars Attacks (still have no idea why everyone hates it), but I thought that was part of the joke (as well as an homage to “Earth vs. the Flying saucers”)
I wonder what alien porn is like.
No, on second thought I don’t think I really want to know.
To quote Coldfire: For the love of God, no links.
Continuing on the anal-probe subject… ever wonder if they just can’t get the hang of our anatomy? Maybe abductees are the victims of a horribly failing group of alien dentists…
I’ve been up all night. Stop looking at me funny.
What I want to know is , why can’t they just leave the rabbit alone? You’d think after all this time of being outsmarted and outmanuvered, they’d learn?!?
Marvin: Go for the stupid redknecks as they are not a danger to you or your ship. but if you have any brains whatsoever, Leave the Rascaly Rabbit alone!
(inspired by Looney Tunes thread)