Did the world end on that day, and I just not notice?
I was so looking forward to blowing off making my mortgage payment this month, and spending the money on bourbon, cigars, and trashy women instead. :rolleyes:
Boy, were you drunk! Of course you didn’t miss it, why do you think you’re in that safety pod, instead of dead?
Unless… oh no! <i>Les! I just picked up a signal from outside the mother ship!</i>
It didn’t end? Dammit! Someone help me get out of my fallout shelter!!!
It was the end of my marriage, and I wouldn’t have missed that for the world, or the end of it! 
Yer pal,
Satan
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
One month, one week, one day, 13 hours, 48 minutes and 42 seconds.
1543 cigarettes not smoked, saving $192.88.
Life saved: 5 days, 8 hours, 35 minutes.