Hey folks, I’m back from unemployment…just trying to catch up on stuff I missed.
And it’s only 5 days until I get hitched. That’s right, July 7th is the big day!
So, ladies, sorry to disappoint you all. 
Anyways, how’s everyone been?
Hey, Idiotboy, how can you be getting married if we’ve been dating all my life??!?
SkerriMom: “Skerri, what the hell are you always doing dating these idiot boys?”
Skerri: “I dunno, SkerriMom, they just seem to make life interesting…”
Congrats on the wedding!