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Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit
Running around drunk on campus I tried to jump off of a curb, ankle folded, went to hospital.
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Shoot something
I hunt regularly.
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Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home
Long weekend to Seattle
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Boot Linux on your home PC
Not home, but I did setup my own office server with Linux, and I’m not a computer guy.
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Get lost in a country where you don’t speak the language
Middle of wheat field in eastern Slovakia during rain-storm. Not fun.
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Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget
Well…sorta…I had no or low income while studying, so many times I spent too much on stuff.
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Post bail for a friend
Once in Littleton CO.
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Break a really large plate glass window
Being stupid on a cold day and punched the full length front door window. shatter.
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Make a parachute jump on a hangover
Hangover? Hmmm…Did a static-line jump while on College trip, so I assume I was intoxicated the night before, but can’t remember being hungover.
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Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day
Whats gaffa tape? Duct tape? We taped a friend’s car up with the stuff, two rolls.
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Make a pointless modification to your house
Made a stupid hanging thing in the garage to bump the windshield and let you know when to stop pulling into the garage…maybe not pointless…
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Neck a pint of peppermint oil
Huh? Steal or drink?
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Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time…)
Never.
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Buy a samurai sword
El Cheapo samurai swords-r-us type. Don’t know where it is…
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Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives
Sigh. Far too often.
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Destroy a speed camera
Nope.
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Refill an inkjet cartridge
Many times.
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Say something obscene on national television
Nope.
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Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space
Whats a J turn?
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Break a sledgehammer
The head came off…
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Make a bomb
Lets just say I had fun as a youth with my chemistry set and CO2 cartridges
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Smash a CRT
Dropped a TV, that count?
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Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong (STDs don’t count.)
Nope.
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Tip a waiter with something other than money
Gave a flower pot to a favorite waitress on her birthday.
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Light a fire with petrol
Of course! I was a Boy Scout
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Kidnap someone
Of Course! I was a Boy Scout
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Park inside a motorway service station
Huh?
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Own a convertible.
Nope.
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Live abroad.
Doing it now.
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Drive at more than 140mph.
3 times. Once in a Datsun Z, once in a Corvette, and once in a BMW M3
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Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining
A nice pen from Cross because they screwed up labelling something would work for my PDA.
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Give yourself a mains electric shock.
Stripped the wires off of an old lamp, then touched the ends together to see the sparks…accidentally touched one. Twice.
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Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself
Tore down a chimney during a remodeling project. Oh, moved a wooden bunkbed between houses.
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Write off a car
Donated a car to the national liver foundation for the tax write-off.
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Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn
Not hilarious, but pretty nasty.
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Get drunk on Absinthe
I live in Prague…Of course.
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Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis
Thank god those days are over.
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Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery
Yes.
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Take part in motorsport
Raced a motorcycle once
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Stay at the office for more than 24 hours
Welcome to the hell known as investment Trust services…
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Set off a fire extinguisher
Depleted an out-of-date one.
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Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads
Between Seattle and Denver there are quite a few two-lane routes.
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Hotwire a car
Worked at a car dealership, had to even jimmy the door to get in.
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Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting
Nope.
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Shag an ex-girlfriend by mistake
Yep.
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Dial 999
911- a few times. Mainly calling for an ambulance.
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Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again
Hmmm…think so, but can’t remember who…
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Make a bet you couldn’t afford to lose
Yes, but I knew I would win it.
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Read a 500 page book in one sitting
Once turned off reality by reading from morning until night for 5 days in a row. Must have plowed through a dozen good sized books. Maybe more.
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Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.
Delivered medical supplies for awhile. Told them I was making a delivery.
Over 40…some I didn’t understand.