Post your list of things you will never again do

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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(and including a brief commentary would be the polite thing to do)

  1. Change the oil in my car. Haven’t done it in three decades or so. Simply not worth the bother when I can get it done in ten minutes for a double sawbuck. Plus, you have a good chance of getting greasy. Ew.

  2. Undertake a major home renovation myself. I did my basement and my kitchen, that’s enough for one lifetime. Getting too old to swing a sledge or lay a floor. Bathroom needs doin’, but I’ll hire that one out.

  3. Get up on a roof. I was never crazy about doing it when I was younger, have even less desire to climb up there now. The last thing I need is two broken legs.

  4. Ice skate/rollerblade. Never was that good. Now I’ll never improve.

Your turn!

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You stole my list!

3

a) Visit Wisconsin.

b) Visit West Virginia.

c) Go back to Minnesota.

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  1. Drink Canadian Club (overdid it many times and don’t like the taste, so even a small amount makes me ill)
  2. Drink energy drinks (I’m pretty sure they were a major contributor to my current heart problem)

Can’t think of any more at the moment.

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Graduate high school.

Probably.

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  1. Eat liver (with or without a nice Chianti)

  2. Shake up a bottle of Tabasco without first checking to make sure the top is firmly attached

  3. Watch an episode of any daytime soap opera.

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Give birth.

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  1. 151 Rum and Jolt. I was wide awake with a hangover at 2 in the morning.
  2. **Go skating. **Very bad idea.
  3. **Smoke. **Tried it once when I was younger and got sicker than I even like to think about.
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I am not going to father any more children. I like ones I have now more as they are growing up than when they were itty-bitty ones. Besides, surgery.

Marriage. Once is all I needed.

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A related one - I will never again shake a bottle of Liquid Paper without making sure the top is on firmly. That shit just doesn’t come out of dress clothes.

I will also never eat undercooked hamburger again.

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  1. Go on a rollercoaster. Hate the things.

  2. Eat meat. Disgusting stuff.

  3. Perform/receive anal sex. Um… nuff said.

Yeah, call me boring.

Also:

  1. Swim in the ocean. (Fish pee in it.)

  2. Spend Christmas with my family. (Hurrah!)

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There is a hell of a lot of things I will never do again, where do I start?

Well here are a few that I can think of:
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[li]Have sex.[/li][li]Kiss or hug another person.[/li][li]Have a kitten/cat. :([/li][li]Own a TV.[/li][/ul]

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It’s interesting that number three is the one you’re sad-faced about…

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Take Amtrak from Florida to NYC. The worst food I’ve ever eaten, nasty people, uncomfortable seats. We did it once because we couldn’t get plane tickets after a cruise out of Miami.

Buy a laptop from Toshiba. Cheap, plastic junk that fell apart within five months of buying it.

Adopt an unfriendly kitty from a shelter. If the cat’s not friendly at the shelter, the cat’s not going to be any friendlier five years later no matter how many kitty treats you tempt her with.

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*Go camping. Cornerstone Festival is history. No reason to camp anymore as when I’m on vacation I like a nice hotel.
*Go canoeing. Body can’t handle it.
*Drive a manual transmission car. My first car was a manual. I thought I had gone to heaven when I got my first automatic.

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  1. Never travel again in a country where flush toilets are not the norm. I’ve been adventurous; you young folks can pee over the edge of a cliff. I’m done.
  2. Drive a sports car that’s got automatic transmission. Not because I’m too old, but really, automatic? In a sports car!
  3. Parachute out of an airplane again.
  4. Be a bridesmaid again! Woohoo!

And what’s all the hatin’ about skating? I ice skate several hours a week. It’s great for balance, reflexes, and cardio. And I’m in my 60s

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Drink sloe gin.
Have a 3some.
Pee in the woods. (at least, I hope I never have to again.)

Ethilrist, I’m still mulling over that 151 rum and Jolt! EEk.

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I will never again:
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[li]Shoplift.[/li][li]Slide down the handrail of an escalator.[/li][li]Go on a date.[/li][li]Smoke cigarettes (or use any other nicotine vehicle).[/li][li]Get ECT.[/li][li]Lick a parking meter in the winter.[/li][/ul]

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Polyamory. Just…no.

There are other things I’ll never do again but that occupies spots 1-10 on the list.

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Did you knowingly eat undercooked hamburger before? Otherwise, how would you know if you ate it again? Until it was too late? :eek: