Speak to my first girlfriend. I tried to break it off amicably after two months and she went around spreading rumours and being a bitch and trying to make my life a living hell. Going after me was one thing, getting my younger sister involved was crossing the line. This was Grade 8. It was so nasty, I hadn’t had a real relationship until my current girlfriend…8 years later. Thanks for screwing me up so badly.
Pay money for the rag of a newspaper that is the Toronto Sun or the National Post.
Abandon my kid, or abuse and/or neglect him in any way. I think that’s a pretty safe bet.
I guess I’d have to think about the other two. I can think of a bajillion things I’ll very likely never do, but they’re all ridiculously outrageous (have sex with an emu while wearing a full football uniform and playing the Chinese national anthem with armpit farts, etc.) and would never really happen anyway.
I’m not sure what this says about me, (probably not anything real positive, but whatever) but I’ve done most of the stuff already mentioned here. It’s stuff I’ll very likely never do again though. And there are so many more things that I haven’t done that I’d really like to do, so I just have a hard time ruling very much out right now. I’m a “never say never” type person, wrt to potentially real life situations, unlike my emu scenario up there.
Oh, I got one…
I will most likely never, ever try water skiing ever again. Or any skiing, for that matter.
[ol][li]Willingly watch a Will Ferrell movie.[/li][li]Eat authentic East Asian food without first asking what’s in it.[/li]Engage in sexual activities involving blood, feces, urine, vomit, or any other unusual bodily fluid.[/ol]