3 Things You'll Never Do

In My Humble Opinion
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  1. Understand why Rap is considered music. :dubious:
  2. Smoke weed. I have severe asthma. Can you say instant death?
  3. Going without a computer/the internet for the rest of my life.
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  1. Give birth.
  2. Willingly go to a NASCAR race.
  3. Knowlingly start another Stephen King novel. I’ve already read it.
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1.) As God as my witness I’ll never be hungry again!

2.) I’ll never walk into a Hell’s Angel’s bar and loudly yell “Hey! which one of you pussies owns the Harley I just ran over?”

3.) I will never try, on a dare from a medical school friend, an illegal absinthe-based beverage all-nighter where the next thing I remember is waking up stark naked in a hay-filled car on a freight train bound for Istanbul hancuffed to the dead body of a beautiful Russian arms-dealer’s mistress who I vagely remember from grade school and then notice that next to me is a copy of the printout of all the Swiss bank account numbers and passwords for the cartel who owns the black helicopters that, even then, are forcing the train to slow down and let the border guards search for me…
…again!

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  1. Engage in any sexual activity with another guy
  2. Go skydiving
  3. Eat olives
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  1. fire or even touch a real gun
  2. eat anything from the sea that doesn’t have fins
  3. get a tattoo
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1.) expect the Spanish Inquisition.

2.) pass up an opportunity for a Monty Python reference.

3.) destroy the Earth. Again.

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  1. Cheat on my husband
  2. Kill anyone
  3. Smoke. I quit October 20, 1998, at 10:00 PM and I’m never going back to it. That includes all illegal drugs as well.
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Be predictable.
Say, “How could anyone like that?”
Commit to never doing something.

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Just hijacking to say – I adore your username! Welcome!

As for what I won’t do – I can come up with a scenario for just about anything, but it’s safe to say I will never:

  1. Harm a child
  2. Harm a defenseless animal
  3. Be a millionaire
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  1. I’ll never let go, Jack.
  2. I’ll never try to swim in the sun.
  3. I’ll never spontainously combust.
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Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

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  1. Never get married (again)

  2. Never drink Tequila (again)

  3. Never let a man come before my chidren (no, not again I never have and never will let this happen)

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Does herbal mean plant-derived? If so, you certainly have left your options open!

:smiley:

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  1. Give birth again. Too liquidy!
  2. Move to Florida.
  3. Move back to NY and commute into the city.
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  1. Wear khaki pants. Especially Dockers.

  2. Stop reversing letters on every single thing I type.

  3. Pronounce the word “Cthulain”.

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Hmmmmm…

  1. Cheer for the Duke basketball team to win any game.

  2. Take illegal drugs of any kind. Hell, I’m almost 40 now, so why ruin the streak. There are so many legal drugs anyway, so it’s not much of a sacrafice.

  3. Have sex with that woman…Monica Lewinsky.

Jammer

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Things I’d never do

  1. Flirt with all the guys, smile at them and bat my eyes, press against them when we dance, make them think they stand a chance and then refuse to see it through.

  2. Stay home every night, wait around for Mr. Right, take cold showers everyday, and throw my life away on a dream that won’t come true.

  3. Cry in front of you.

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  1. Tug on Superman’s cape.

  2. Conform to the “norms” of society.

  3. Shoot a man just to watch him die.

Unless he’s an ex-boyfriend …

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Ummm…what other bodily fluids…is there a cerebrospinal fluid fetish?

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Wow, tough one. I’m one of these “never say never” guys, but if you insist…

1.) swing on a star.
2.) carry moon beams home in a jar.
3.) be a pig