Think of some relatively common experiences you have never had.
I have never:
Been stung by a bee.
Watched a single episode of X-Files.
Carried a beeper.
Gone skiing.
Lived in an apartment.
Fired a gun.
Ordered lobster in a restaurant.
mmm
Watched “The Sound of Music”.
Gone fishing.
Had a manicure.
Watched porn.
Jumped out of a perfectly good aircraft.
Rafted through the Grand Canyon.
Been to the moon.
I have never:
had a headache
had a cavity
gotten poison ivy/oak
seen Citizen Kane
seen Gone With the Wind
taken a train (non-subway)
oooh … I used to be able to say your second one too. Until last month :sigh:
I have never:
gotten poison ivy
passed out
walked in on anybody during an intimate moment
caught lightning bugs in a jar
driven cross-country
broken a bone
gone to “sleep-away” camp
been on a cruise
Was that watched an X-Files episode or had a cavity?
Me:
Done a cartwheel
Joined the NY Bar (passed, but never joined)
SCUBA dove
Hit a home run
Flown a plane
Resisted posting in this thread
I have, however, done everything else. One of these days I’m going to start one hell of an “Ask the…” thread.
I have never:
Driven a car.
Broken a bone.
Watched The Godfather.
Eaten a steak.
I highly recommend you try 75% of your list.
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I have never:
Fathered a child
Lived in a different country
Ingested/smoked an illegal drug
Paid for sex
Strangled a man with my bare hands
I have never…
Ridden a bicycle.
Broken a bone (possibly related to above).
Eaten lobster.
Watched Casablanca, Gone with the Wind, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, Bambi or The Lion King.
Procreated.
Lost my keys.
Voluntarily watched an episode of a soap opera.
Looks like I have a busy week ahead of me.
Damn, I can feel an envy headache coming on…
The latter. Watching X-files was not nearly so painful!
What wicked and nefarious means were employed in order to force you to watch them?
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Going to the moon and strangling someone are common experiences?
It seems I’ve led a sheltered life.
I have never:
Seen a purple cow
Smoked tobacco
Ridden a motor bike
Visited South America
This.
I was just feeling one thing should be silly.
Never committed adultery.
Killed anyone.
Been breathalysed.
Gone roller skating.
Had a snowball fight.
Yeah, I wasn’t that crazy about The Godfather either. 
I’ve never been to me.
(But I have been to Paradise).