If we were really playing “I Never” I’d be taking a lot of drinks…
I’ve never seen a movie at a drive-in. They were still around and fairly popular when I was younger and then when I was in my teens they started shutting down all over the place. Since my parents had never taken me, I didn’t get to go once I was driving my own car.
There are some drive-in’s in the Chicago area that I hear are a lot of fun. One of these days I’ll go, be disappointed (of course), and cross it off my “to do” list.
I have never seen the ocean.
Never had a daughter (three sons instead).
Never been to Idaho.
Never saw Heat.
Never liked cooked carrots.
Never learned to juggle.
Smoked crack
Done a prostitute
Crossed the US/Canada border without checking in with Customs.
Painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
Been to Boston in the fall (though my brother has)
I’ve never been to Spain, but I kinda like the music.
I have never:
Sent a text message.
Broken a bone.
Stood on my head.
Used an illicit drug stronger than weed, which I did a total of two times.
Ridden a unicycle or juggled.
Worn clown makeup.
Learned to play an instrument with any competence, to my regret.
A whole lotta things that I never done. But I ain’t never had too much fun.
I would argue that any aircraft that I’ve jumped out of were definitely not “perfectly good.”
I’ve never smoked pot.
I’ve never bungie jumped.
I’ve never shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Been drunk.
Sent a text message.
Skied (on snow).
Shot a gun.
Of course, I *could *do all four simultaneously, but I never would. Texting while skiing and shooting drunk is just plain irresponsible.
How common is the last? Well, maybe you hang with Neil and Buzz and they’re constantly lording it over you.
I’ve never used any illicit drug.
I’ve never been drunk.
Never had any desire to do either.
Never shot a gun. I have handled a gun, because my dad was a cop, but it was always just a tool that dad needed for his job.
I’ve never seen Caddy Shack.
I’ve never seen an episode of Two and a Half Men, or a whole bunch of other popular shows right now.
I’ve never had poison ivy, or any rash from a plant.
But in the past 10 years I’ve done a lot of things I thought I’d never do.
Never smoked or took an illegal drug.
Never had a pregnancy test (aside from any pre-op requirements - currently age 40, female, continuously sexually active since age 19) or been knowingly pregnant.
Never shot a real gun (air rifle, yes).
Never had poison ivy, and I grew up in areas with it and have often gone camping.
Seen the movie ET — or a lot of other wildly popular movies. Only saw the first Star Wars.
Driven a car cross country.
Never cheated on a spouse.
Never took the first swing or shot.
Never failed to pay a bill.
I’ve never:
[ul]
[li]Given birth[/li][li]Had hot monkey sex with a celebrity. Dana Delaney doesn’t know what she’s missing.[/li][li]Hiked the Appalachian Trail[/li][li]Been off the North American continent[/li][li]Paid off a mortgage[/li][li]Committed a crime more serious than a speeding ticket[/li][li]Been fired[/li][li]Been involved in a scandal[/li][li]Watched Twilight. Thank Og.[/li][/ul]
I’ve never eaten sushi.
Do you mean “Hiked the Appalachian Trail” or “Hiked the Appalachian Trail”?
Yes.
I have never:
Been to Spain
Married
Watched a Steven Segal movie
Been to a sports event
Had the same job for more than three years
Learned to swim
I copied some and I have a few of my own to add.
I have never:
Been stung by a bee
Carried a beeper
Gone skiing
Fired a gun
broken a bone
had a baby
been drunk
wanted to go to Ireland
been married
Never gone skiing
Never set foot in Napa County (though born & raised in San Francisco)
Never done coke