What have you never done that people automatically assume that you have?
For example: Even though I was raised Catholic, I have never seen a nun in full habit outside of a movie or tv show.
Even though I was raised Catholic (and was an altar boy), I have never been molested by a priest.
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Even tho I’m female, I’ve never considered shoes/jewelry/makeup to be desirable.
OK, I do wear shoes - sneaks and loafers - but I don’t have the “ooooooooo - cute shoes!!” gene.
Even though I worked at McDonalds for years, I have never eaten a Big Mac.
Even though I am posting on the Straight Dope Forum, I have never once danced the tango on the head of a pin while whistling Stairway to Heaven backwards.
Even though I’m female, I don’t automatically fall in love with any baby I see. Human babies leave me cold. Show me a kitten or puppy on the other hand and it’s all I can do to NOT tuck it under my chin as my heart goes pop.
Even though I’m from Texas, I’ve never shot a gun, ridden a horse, been two-steppin’, or worn cowboy boots.
What the hell am I talking about, I’ve done all those things.
Even though I lived in Wisconsin for nine years I have never eaten a brat.
Even though I have lived in the Cayman Islands for fourteen years I have never eaten turtle.
I am a food heretic.
Even though I live in the Colorado Mountains and am surrounded by some of the greatest ski areas, I don’t ski.
Well, I’ve never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it
Even though I live in Memphis I don’t particularly like blues music or BBQ.
I had a student say “Well, you probably only do acid on the weekends.” When I said that I don’t do any acid, he doubled down, basically calling me a liar. Then I said “And most of my weed comes to me as second-hand smoke.” He got really angry and tried to get the rest of the class on his side and finally sputtered “But… you were a student in the 60s!”
Even though I an anarchist, I vote.
Even though I am Jewish, I see nuns in full habit every day.
I live next door to a Catholic school. (I refer to the driveway, where I have to wait while nuns drive their cars out of the big gate, as the “nun crossing”.)
Even though I am an American, outside of movies and T.V. I have never seen a gun that wasn’t on the person of a police officer or soldier.
This. I was in college in the '60s, and knew plenty of people who never smoked pot. (I’m not saying I never did, but not much.)
And this.
Oh, and even though I’m an older white male in the rust belt, I don’t vote Republican. And emphatically not this time.
Even though I was born and raised in Alaska, I’ve never lived in an igloo nor eaten whale blubber. I have ridden in a dogsled, however.
Even though I spent a career in the U.S. Navy, I have never set foot on board a ship of any kind.
He didn’t arch his brow and respond “Most?” Opportunity lost! 
Lived in Texas for 10 years, diehard Spurs fan, but have never set foot in San Antonio.
Am Asian and have never learned or done any martial arts. Have never learned calculus, either.
Even though my mother was born and raised in Alabama, she never served us grits.
Given that ‘brat’ in Australia refers to a particularly obnoxious small child, I guess I’m happy to hear that you never resorted to cannibalism.
