I have never mailed a letter form my house.
I have never cooked a non-scrambled egg.
I have never built a model using glue or paint (I always built the snap-together prepainted ones, because I’m lazy.)
I have never watched an entire tennis match.
should say from, not form
I have never posted in a common, boring MPSIMS thread asking me what common boring things I have n…Damn.
I have never played golf
I’ve never smoked pot.
I’ve never sat at the foot of my bed and tossed a deck of cards, one by one, into my hat.
I’ve never inhaled helium and then spoken all funny.
I have never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.
Gone on a date
Watched a soap opera (if OZ or the sopranos don’t count, at least)
Had sex on a ferris wheel.
Oh, wait. Yeah I did…
I can’t think of anything.
I never lived completely on my own. I’ve always had a roomate, or girlfriend, or wife, or something.
I’m 41 years old, and I’ve never travelled out of the country, not even to Canada, and that hardly counts!
I’ve never been bowling.
Actually dates may be non-boring; I believe I’ve heard it claimed that the whole point of going on a date is that it may turn out to be interesting. If you are lucky, you may even get lucky, in which case the result may be disappointing but certainly not boring.
never had tuna
This might be a good game: rating How boring are you?
- I’ve never had sex on a Ferris wheel (though that question probably wouldn’t make the cut?
- I’ve never flipped a deck of cards from the bed
Here’s what I’ve never done:
** Never made potato salad.
I’ve never watched an official football game.
I think I’d qualify how boring I am by the things I do for fun.
I’ve never played a real game of golf (though I have driven a golf cart).
I’ve never killed a deer (though I’ve killed other furry little creatures with big brown eyes and felt guilty for it).
I’ve never attended a college or professional football, baseball, or otherball game (though I did go to a high school football game once).
See, Mooney that was a joke. You’re supposed to laugh so I can feel all clever.