I have never used an ATM.
What common everyday things have you never done?
Sent a text message.
Sent a ‘tweet’.
Used a smart phone.
I don’t feel like I’ve missed anything at all.
Seen The Wizard of Oz.
Had a manicure nor pedicure. It seems to be a routine thing for my peers, but I just can’t be bothered. (And I don’t like being touched by people I don’t know. I love a good hug from an old friend, but strangers just don’t need to touch me, no matter how bad my nails look!)
Used drugs recreationally.
Me neither. But then I think people should keep their feet to themselves. I don’t like feet much.
Broken a bone.
Used Facebook
Drunk coffee.
Seen Sesame Street or Mister Rogers.
Read a Dr. Seuss book.
Lived in an apartment.
Been able to grasp math higher than high school algebra.
Seen Caddyshack
Driven a pickup truck
Played bridge
Picked up someone at a bar or party, nor had sex on the first date.
Oh - I never got married. Nearly everyone does that.
Have still never yet read a Harry Potter book (aside from the occasional page here and there.)
Driven a stick shift.
Seen “A Christmas Story”
Broken a bone.
Gotten a speeding ticket or other traffic violation.
Driven a boat.
Been in jail.
Never used an ATM, never twittered, never used facebook, never used drugs, never smoked, never had alcohol, unless you count wine at communion, never cheated on the wife, never sent a text message, never been admitted to a hospital.
Played poker. Or a video game.
Never owned an Apple product.
Hey, folks? Feel free to try some of these things. Harry Potter and A Christmas Story and a cold beer with your poker buddies are all worth checking out…
Me? Never tweeted/f’booked/snapchatted. Oh, and no cable, so never seen Weeds, Wire, Deadwood, Sopranos or Game of Thrones.
Don’t worry; I’ll catch up when I retire.
I’ve never smoked
I’ve never seen a chiropractor
I’ve never been to California