Being in jail is a “common, everyday thing” where you live? Holy moly.
I’ve never had a Twinkie. Those things just look gross.
Being in jail is a “common, everyday thing” where you live? Holy moly.
I’ve never had a Twinkie. Those things just look gross.
Also have never had a Twinkie.
Been in jail, though. (Long story, civil case, not criminal.) Do not recommend.
Have never been in a “Dunkin’ Donuts.”
Have never seen “Sleepless in Seattle”
Have never ridden on a subway.
Never seen a reality show.
(Living abroad has it’s advantages.)
Never been on a jury or called for jury duty.
Never seen a Macy’s Thanksgiving parade in person or on TV. Ditto for Rose Parade.
Have never thrown a party. Been to plenty, and have held dinner parties, but never thrown a “come on over to my place with booze and I’ll provide the music” party.
Have done most of the things mentioned so far, except reading Harry Potter, broken bone, or owning an Apple product.
Have never texted, tweeted, used a smartphone or eaten a Twinkie.
Have never owned a computer that wasn’t a Mac.
Have never had sex with a woman.
Have never had kids.
Never driven a car, motorcycle, boat or anything else with a motor.
Never read a James Bond book or seen a James Bond movie.
Never gotten a speeding ticket.
Never tweeted.
Never missed a class in college, unless I was legitimately ill, or had another good reason (I missed one sophomore year to work at the polls, but the prof. was OK with it). In other words, I never “skipped,” because it was a nice day, or I just didn’t feel like going. I had perfect attendance my freshman year.
Never killed an ant with a magnifying glass.
Never failed to finish all of an antibiotic.
Never ate an Oreo or Wonder Bread as a kid (they weren’t kosher; they are now, and I’ve had them as an adult; I’m told they don’t taste the same).
Never eaten any Hostess dessert product.
Never been so drunk I passed out, blacked out, threw up, or had a hang-over.
Never seen an episode of Sex and the City.
Never seen anything with a Kardashian, and couldn’t tell one from the other.
Never had a driver’s license.
Never gone on a date with someone I didn’t already know. (Had sex with, yes; dated, no.)
Never broken a bone.
-Never been in a casino
-Never been on a Ferris wheel
-Never had a cat as a pet
Played golf.
Ridden a horse.
Been in a fight as an adult.
Used a toll road, bridge, or highway
Broken a bone
Tweeted
Hunted
Never owned a DOS or Windows based PC.
Never viewed a PayPerView broadcast on TV.
Never purchased a computer game.
Never had a smart phone.
Never paid for cable television service.
Never bought music from the iTunes Music Store.
Never paid to attend a professional sporting event.
Harry Potter and tweets are the only ones mentioned so far I haven’t done. I have seen Kardashians on the TV but I wouldn’t know one from the other. I’ve had a smartphone for years but only used my first app a few months ago when I lost the Roku remote. My list of things not commonly done would be much longer.
ETA: The iTunes thing was added while I typed, never done that either.
I have never been in a Walmart, or purchased anything from Walmart
I’ve also never:
Sent a text message
Sent a ‘tweet’
Used drugs recreationally
Picked up someone at a bar or party, nor had sex on the first date
Seen Caddyshack
Driven a pickup truck
Played bridge
Got married
Driven a stick shift
Been in jail
Smoked
Been admitted to a hospital
Owned an Apple product
Seen a chiropractor
Had sex with a woman
Had kids
Missed a class in college
Had a cat as a pet
Been drunk
Been in a physical fight
Hunted
Purchased a computer game
Had a smart phone
Bought music from the iTunes Music Store
Seen E.T. or Avatar
Broken a bone
Had sex
Been to the southern hemisphere
Never gambled for real money and never bought a lottery ticket.
Never saw a whole episode of Seinfeld.
Never attended a live sporting event for which any entry fee was required.
Never driven, or ridden on, a motorcycle.
Never smoked dope or used recreational drugs other than alcohol (unusual for those of us who were teens in the late 60s/early 70s).
Also never smoked a cigarette.
Broken a bone while having sex with an ATM