80 bad, bad, bad things to do

Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again:

  1. RV cross country.

Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again:

  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting

Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again:

  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework

Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again:

  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing

Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again:

  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.

Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again:

  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…
  11. Put out shelled corn for the wildlife

1, RV cross country.
2, Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
3, Procrastinate about housework
4, Go ice fishing
5, Go rock fishing
6, Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
7, Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
8, Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
9, Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
10, Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…
11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
12, and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)

Spoilsport.

1, RV cross country.
2, Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
3, Procrastinate about housework
4, Go ice fishing
5, Go rock fishing
6, Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
7, Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
8, Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
9, Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
10, Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…
11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
12, and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.

1, RV cross country.
2, Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
3, Procrastinate about housework
4, Go ice fishing
5, Go rock fishing
6, Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
7, Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
8, Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
9, Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
10, Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…
11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
12, and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
14. Use junk mail to make origami animals

1, RV cross country.
2, Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
3, Procrastinate about housework
4, Go ice fishing
5, Go rock fishing
6, Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
7, Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
8, Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
9, Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
10, Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…
11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
12, and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
14. Use junk mail to make origami animals
15, What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .

  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…
    11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  11. and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  12. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  13. Use junk mail to make origami animals
  14. What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  15. Drive without a spare tire.
  • RV cross country.
  • Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  • Procrastinate about housework
  • Go ice fishing
  • Go rock fishing
  • Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  • Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  • Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  • Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  • Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…
    11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  • and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  • Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  • Use junk mail to make origami animals
  • What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  • Drive without a spare tire.
  • Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  • RV cross country.
  • Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  • Procrastinate about housework
  • Go ice fishing
  • Go rock fishing
  • Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  • Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  • Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  • Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  • Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…
    11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  • and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  • Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  • Use junk mail to make origami animals
  • What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  • Drive without a spare tire.
  • Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  • Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  • RV cross country.
  • Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  • Procrastinate about housework
  • Go ice fishing
  • Go rock fishing
  • Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  • Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  • Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  • Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  • Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…
    11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  • and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  • Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  • Use junk mail to make origami animals
  • What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  • Drive without a spare tire.
  • Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  • Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  • Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
  • RV cross country.
  • Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  • Procrastinate about housework
  • Go ice fishing
  • Go rock fishing
  • Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  • Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  • Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  • Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  • Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…
    11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  • and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  • Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  • Use junk mail to make origami animals
  • What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  • Drive without a spare tire.
  • Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  • Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  • Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
  • Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network