80 bad, bad, bad things to do

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What’s wrong with that?

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Nothing, other than work avoidance. :smiley:

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Feb 21

  • RV cross country.
  • Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  • Procrastinate about housework
  • Go ice fishing
  • Go rock fishing
  • Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  • Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  • Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  • Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  • Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…
    11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  • and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  • Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  • Use junk mail to make origami animals
  • What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  • Drive without a spare tire.
  • Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  • Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  • Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
  • Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
  • Set off fireworks after 10:00pm.
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  1. RV cross country.

  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting

  3. Procrastinate about housework

  4. Go ice fishing

  5. Go rock fishing

  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.

  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw

  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend

  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.

  10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…

  11. 11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife

  12. and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)

  13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.

  14. Use junk mail to make origami animals

  15. What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .

  16. Drive without a spare tire.

  17. Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.

  18. Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle

  19. Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring

  20. Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network

  21. Set off fireworks after 10:00pm.

  22. Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
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80 Bad, Bad, Bad Things to Do
(Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again.)

  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
  11. Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  12. (and not what I was originally going to post) Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  14. Use junk mail to make origami animals
  15. What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  16. Drive without a spare tire.
  17. Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  18. Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  19. Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
  20. Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
  21. Set off fireworks afte 10:00 PM
  22. Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
  23. Challenge ‘worse’ – as in, “As bad as things are, it could be worse.”

tidying things up a bit, and adding a new entry

-“BB”-

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My personal specialty…

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80 Bad, Bad, Bad Things to Do
(Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again.)

  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
  11. Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  12. (and not what I was originally going to post) Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  14. Use junk mail to make origami animals
  15. What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  16. Drive without a spare tire.
  17. Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  18. Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  19. Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
  20. Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
  21. Set off fireworks afte 10:00 PM
  22. Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
  23. Challenge ‘worse’ – as in, “As bad as things are, it could be worse.”
  24. Tonight’s dinner: potato chips and snickers bars
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80 Bad, Bad, Bad Things to Do
(Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again.)

  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
  11. Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  12. (and not what I was originally going to post) Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  14. Use junk mail to make origami animals
  15. What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  16. Drive without a spare tire.
  17. Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  18. Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  19. Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
  20. Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
  21. Set off fireworks afte 10:00 PM
  22. Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
  23. Challenge ‘worse’ – as in, “As bad as things are, it could be worse.”
  24. Tonight’s dinner: potato chips and snickers bars
  25. Plot revenge on asshat driver in White pickup truck. Don’t follow through.
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80 Bad, Bad, Bad Things to Do
(Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again.)

  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
  11. Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  12. (and not what I was originally going to post) Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  14. Use junk mail to make origami animals
  15. What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  16. Drive without a spare tire.
  17. Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  18. Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  19. Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
  20. Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
  21. Set off fireworks afte 10:00 PM
  22. Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
  23. Challenge ‘worse’ – as in, “As bad as things are, it could be worse.”
  24. Tonight’s dinner: potato chips and snickers bars
  25. Plot revenge on asshat driver in White pickup truck. Don’t follow through.
  26. Watch late night TV. Call every 800 number in the ads for information on reverse mortgages, burial insurance, and miracle healing water. Have the information mailed to your neighbor who mows their lawn at an ungodly hour on the weekends.
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  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
  11. Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  12. (and not what I was originally going to post) Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  14. Use junk mail to make origami animals
  15. What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  16. Drive without a spare tire.
  17. Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  18. Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  19. Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
  20. Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
  21. Set off fireworks afte 10:00 PM
  22. Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
  23. Challenge ‘worse’ – as in, “As bad as things are, it could be worse.”
  24. Tonight’s dinner: potato chips and snickers bars
  25. Plot revenge on asshat driver in White pickup truck. Don’t follow through.
  26. Watch late night TV. Call every 800 number in the ads for information on reverse mortgages, burial insurance, and miracle healing water. Have the information mailed to your neighbor who mows their lawn at an ungodly hour on the weekends.
    27.Cow Tipping
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  1. Bake cheap Ham you bought after Thanksgiving. Almost free food.

the Muslim boyfriend of the Lil’Wrekker is not amused

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  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
  11. Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  12. (and not what I was originally going to post) Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  14. Use junk mail to make origami animals
  15. What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  16. Drive without a spare tire.
  17. Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  18. Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  19. Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
  20. Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
  21. Set off fireworks afte 10:00 PM
  22. Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
  23. Challenge ‘worse’ – as in, “As bad as things are, it could be worse.”
  24. Tonight’s dinner: potato chips and snickers bars
  25. Plot revenge on asshat driver in White pickup truck. Don’t follow through.
  26. Watch late night TV. Call every 800 number in the ads for information on reverse mortgages, burial insurance, and miracle healing water. Have the information mailed to your neighbor who mows their lawn at an ungodly hour on the weekends.
  27. Cow Tipping
  28. Bake cheap Ham you bought after Thanksgiving.
  29. Respond to a ‘complete this survey to win a gift card from ______’ in your email

And for the record … You’re aware of how big and heavy a cow REALLY is, right? it is almost impossible to ‘tip’ a cow without heavy equipment. I’m a Wisconsin guy, and I know.

-“BB”-

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[quote=“smithterry813, post:33, topic:933248, full:true”]

  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
  11. Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  12. (and not what I was originally going to post) Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  14. Use junk mail to make origami animals
  15. What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  16. Drive without a spare tire.
  17. Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  18. Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  19. Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
  20. Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
  21. Set off fireworks afte 10:00 PM
  22. Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
  23. Challenge ‘worse’ – as in, “As bad as things are, it could be worse.”
  24. Tonight’s dinner: potato chips and snickers bars
  25. Plot revenge on asshat driver in White pickup truck. Don’t follow through.
  26. Watch late night TV. Call every 800 number in the ads for information on reverse mortgages, burial insurance, and miracle healing water. Have the information mailed to your neighbor who mows their lawn at an ungodly hour on the weekends.
  27. Cow Tipping
  28. Bake cheap Ham you bought after Thanksgiving.
  29. Respond to a ‘complete this survey to win a gift card from ______’ in your email
  30. Procrastinate for a whole week so that you can do everything in one day.
  31. Write angry letter to your local newspaper, then remember it shut down in 2011.
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[quote=“Kent_Clark, post:34, topic:933248, full:true”]

[quote=“smithterry813, post:33, topic:933248, full:true”]

  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
  11. Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  12. (and not what I was originally going to post) Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  14. Use junk mail to make origami animals
  15. What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  16. Drive without a spare tire.
  17. Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  18. Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  19. Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
  20. Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
  21. Set off fireworks afte 10:00 PM
  22. Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
  23. Challenge ‘worse’ – as in, “As bad as things are, it could be worse.”
  24. Tonight’s dinner: potato chips and snickers bars
  25. Plot revenge on asshat driver in White pickup truck. Don’t follow through.
  26. Watch late night TV. Call every 800 number in the ads for information on reverse mortgages, burial insurance, and miracle healing water. Have the information mailed to your neighbor who mows their lawn at an ungodly hour on the weekends.
  27. Cow Tipping
  28. Bake cheap Ham you bought after Thanksgiving.
  29. Respond to a ‘complete this survey to win a gift card from ______’ in your email
  30. Procrastinate for a whole week so that you can do everything in one day.
  31. Write angry letter to your local newspaper, then remember it shut down in 2011.
  32. Pick your nose while interviewing for that great job you really, really want.
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80 Bad, Bad, Bad Things to Do
(Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again.)

  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
  11. Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  12. (and not what I was originally going to post) Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  14. Use junk mail to make origami animals
  15. What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  16. Drive without a spare tire.
  17. Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  18. Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  19. Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
  20. Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
  21. Set off fireworks afte 10:00 PM
  22. Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
  23. Challenge ‘worse’ – as in, “As bad as things are, it could be worse.”
  24. Tonight’s dinner: potato chips and snickers bars
  25. Plot revenge on asshat driver in White pickup truck. Don’t follow through.
  26. Watch late night TV. Call every 800 number in the ads for information on reverse mortgages, burial insurance, and miracle healing water. Have the information mailed to your neighbor who mows their lawn at an ungodly hour on the weekends.
  27. Cow Tipping
  28. Bake cheap Ham you bought after Thanksgiving.
  29. Respond to a ‘complete this survey to win a gift card from ______’ in your email
  30. Procrastinate for a whole week so that you can do everything in one day.
  31. Write angry letter to your local newspaper, then remember it shut down in 2011.
  32. Pick your nose while interviewing for that great job you really, really want.
  33. Go to the food shelf on their “now or never” giveaway day, get an absolutely enormous amount of cake, pie, brownies, pastry and cookies, and pig out 'till you’re sick.
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80 Bad, Bad, Bad Things to Do
(Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again.)

  1. RV cross country.
  2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  3. Procrastinate about housework
  4. Go ice fishing
  5. Go rock fishing
  6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
  11. Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  12. (and not what I was originally going to post) Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  14. Use junk mail to make origami animals
  15. What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  16. Drive without a spare tire.
  17. Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  18. Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  19. Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
  20. Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
  21. Set off fireworks afte 10:00 PM
  22. Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
  23. Challenge ‘worse’ – as in, “As bad as things are, it could be worse.”
  24. Tonight’s dinner: potato chips and snickers bars
  25. Plot revenge on asshat driver in White pickup truck. Don’t follow through.
  26. Watch late night TV. Call every 800 number in the ads for information on reverse mortgages, burial insurance, and miracle healing water. Have the information mailed to your neighbor who mows their lawn at an ungodly hour on the weekends.
  27. Cow Tipping
  28. Bake cheap Ham you bought after Thanksgiving.
  29. Respond to a ‘complete this survey to win a gift card from ______’ in your email
  30. Procrastinate for a whole week so that you can do everything in one day.
  31. Write angry letter to your local newspaper, then remember it shut down in 2011.
  32. Pick your nose while interviewing for that great job you really, really want.
  33. Go to the food shelf on their “now or never” giveaway day, get an absolutely enormous amount of cake, pie, brownies, pastry and cookies, and pig out 'till you’re sick.
  34. Develop a line of cheese-flavored communion wafers. Trademark the name “Jeez-Its.”
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Wow! @kenobi_65 , that was a nice one.
Are you sure it’s not blasphemy or something?
:flushed:

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@Beckdawrek: I am of the belief that if God didn’t have a sense of humor, He would not have created jokes.

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Or me.

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i give up.