I agree. Totally.
Just stand over there when a lighting storm is due.
I’ll be sure to hold a 1-iron over my head.
Because even God can’t hit a 1-iron.
Ok. I spewed tea allover my screen.
My velcroe cats have left my lap.
80 Bad, Bad, Bad Things to Do
(Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again.)
- RV cross country.
- Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
- Procrastinate about housework
- Go ice fishing
- Go rock fishing
- Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
- Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
- Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
- Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
- Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
- Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
- (and not what I was originally going to post) Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
- Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
- Use junk mail to make origami animals
- What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
- Drive without a spare tire.
- Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
- Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
- Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
- Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
- Set off fireworks afte 10:00 PM
- Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
- Challenge ‘worse’ – as in, “As bad as things are, it could be worse.”
- Tonight’s dinner: potato chips and snickers bars
- Plot revenge on asshat driver in White pickup truck. Don’t follow through.
- Watch late night TV. Call every 800 number in the ads for information on reverse mortgages, burial insurance, and miracle healing water. Have the information mailed to your neighbor who mows their lawn at an ungodly hour on the weekends.
- Cow Tipping
- Bake cheap Ham you bought after Thanksgiving.
- Respond to a ‘complete this survey to win a gift card from ______’ in your email
- Procrastinate for a whole week so that you can do everything in one day.
- Write angry letter to your local newspaper, then remember it shut down in 2011.
- Pick your nose while interviewing for that great job you really, really want.
- Go to the food shelf on their “now or never” giveaway day, get an absolutely enormous amount of cake, pie, brownies, pastry and cookies, and pig out 'till you’re sick.
- Develop a line of cheese-flavored communion wafers. Trademark the name “Jeez-Its.”
- Make @Beckdawrek spew tea all over her screen, thus banishing the Velcro Cats.
80 Bad, Bad, Bad Things to Do
(Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again.)
- RV cross country.
- Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
- Procrastinate about housework
- Go ice fishing
- Go rock fishing
- Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
- Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
- Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
- Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
- Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
- Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
- (and not what I was originally going to post) Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
- Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
- Use junk mail to make origami animals
- What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
- Drive without a spare tire.
- Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
- Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
- Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
- Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
- Set off fireworks afte 10:00 PM
- Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
- Challenge ‘worse’ – as in, “As bad as things are, it could be worse.”
- Tonight’s dinner: potato chips and snickers bars
- Plot revenge on asshat driver in White pickup truck. Don’t follow through.
- Watch late night TV. Call every 800 number in the ads for information on reverse mortgages, burial insurance, and miracle healing water. Have the information mailed to your neighbor who mows their lawn at an ungodly hour on the weekends.
- Cow Tipping
- Bake cheap Ham you bought after Thanksgiving.
- Respond to a ‘complete this survey to win a gift card from ______’ in your email
- Procrastinate for a whole week so that you can do everything in one day.
- Write angry letter to your local newspaper, then remember it shut down in 2011.
- Pick your nose while interviewing for that great job you really, really want.
- Go to the food shelf on their “now or never” giveaway day, get an absolutely enormous amount of cake, pie, brownies, pastry and cookies, and pig out 'till you’re sick.
- Develop a line of cheese-flavored communion wafers. Trademark the name “Jeez-Its.”
- Make @Beckdawrek spew tea all over her screen, thus banishing the Velcro Cats.
- Spoil a previous poster’s entry by being a grammar Nazi about trademarked names like Velcro®
80 Bad, Bad, Bad Things to Do
(Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again.)
- RV cross country.
- Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
- Procrastinate about housework
- Go ice fishing
- Go rock fishing
- Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
- Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
- Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
- Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
- Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
- Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
- (and not what I was originally going to post) Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
- Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
- Use junk mail to make origami animals
- What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
- Drive without a spare tire.
- Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
- Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
- Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
- Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
- Set off fireworks afte 10:00 PM
- Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
- Challenge ‘worse’ – as in, “As bad as things are, it could be worse.”
- Tonight’s dinner: potato chips and snickers bars
- Plot revenge on asshat driver in White pickup truck. Don’t follow through.
- Watch late night TV. Call every 800 number in the ads for information on reverse mortgages, burial insurance, and miracle healing water. Have the information mailed to your neighbor who mows their lawn at an ungodly hour on the weekends.
- Cow Tipping
- Bake cheap Ham you bought after Thanksgiving.
- Respond to a ‘complete this survey to win a gift card from ______’ in your email
- Procrastinate for a whole week so that you can do everything in one day.
- Write angry letter to your local newspaper, then remember it shut down in 2011.
- Pick your nose while interviewing for that great job you really, really want.
- Go to the food shelf on their “now or never” giveaway day, get an absolutely enormous amount of cake, pie, brownies, pastry and cookies, and pig out 'till you’re sick.
- Develop a line of cheese-flavored communion wafers. Trademark the name “Jeez-Its.”
- Make @Beckdawrek spew tea all over her screen, thus banishing the Velcro Cats.
- Spoil a previous poster’s entry by being a grammar Nazi about trademarked names like Velcro®
- Wait another week before finishing off the leftover Thanksgiving turkey. Note that it tastes a little funny…
80 Bad, Bad, Bad Things to Do
(Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again.)
- RV cross country.
- Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
- Procrastinate about housework
- Go ice fishing
- Go rock fishing
- Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
- Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
- Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
- Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
- Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons
- Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
- (and not what I was originally going to post) Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
- Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
- Use junk mail to make origami animals
- What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
- Drive without a spare tire.
- Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
- Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
- Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
- Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network
- Set off fireworks afte 10:00 PM
- Let dust bunnies take over the hallway
- Challenge ‘worse’ – as in, “As bad as things are, it could be worse.”
- Tonight’s dinner: potato chips and snickers bars
- Plot revenge on asshat driver in White pickup truck. Don’t follow through.
- Watch late night TV. Call every 800 number in the ads for information on reverse mortgages, burial insurance, and miracle healing water. Have the information mailed to your neighbor who mows their lawn at an ungodly hour on the weekends.
- Cow Tipping
- Bake cheap Ham you bought after Thanksgiving.
- Respond to a ‘complete this survey to win a gift card from ______’ in your email
- Procrastinate for a whole week so that you can do everything in one day.
- Write angry letter to your local newspaper, then remember it shut down in 2011.
- Pick your nose while interviewing for that great job you really, really want.
- Go to the food shelf on their “now or never” giveaway day, get an absolutely enormous amount of cake, pie, brownies, pastry and cookies, and pig out 'till you’re sick.
- Develop a line of cheese-flavored communion wafers. Trademark the name “Jeez-Its.”
- Make @Beckdawrek spew tea all over her screen, thus banishing the Velcro Cats.
- Spoil a previous poster’s entry by being a grammar Nazi about trademarked names like Velcro®
- Wait another week before finishing off the leftover Thanksgiving turkey. Note that it tastes a little funny…
- When speaking with others, end each of your sentences with “…as foretold by prophecy.”
- I like to end statements with ‘yea, verily’
Sounds so pious.
No one questions it.
- Hey, I’m doing #20 right now. Rinse and repeat.
- Capture some flies on your patio and, with tweezers, turn them into walks.
- Make stew for dinner. Serve over rice. Serve while watching the remake of The Fly, where Jeff Goldbloom is showing Gina Davis how he eats by regurgitation.
- Weave Christmas sweaters for your friends and family, using cat hair from around the house.
- Thank a previous poster for gift ideas.
( @kenobi_65 )
bows I live to serve, milady!
- Get all your personalized Christmas cards in the wrong envelopes and mail them to the wrong recipients.
- Make sure all the Christmas cards I send have glitter on them!
- It’s Dec. 27. Time to get those Christmas cards in the mail.
- Supply chain blockage. I believe in mailing early. Made sure all the Christmas cards I sent had glitter on them.
- Get over the idea anybody wants a Christmas card from me. Just mail each person loose glitter.
50 Finally buy and wrap my wife’s Christmas present.