80 bad, bad, bad things to do

  • RV cross country.
  • Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
  • Procrastinate about housework
  • Go ice fishing
  • Go rock fishing
  • Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
  • Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
  • Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
  • Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
  • Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…
    11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
  • and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
  • Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
  • Use junk mail to make origami animals
  • What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
  • Drive without a spare tire.
  • Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
  • Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
  • Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
  • Binge-watch old episodes of Match Game on the Game Show Network