666 is not the number of the beast. It's actually 591

[Dijon_Warlock]

*Originally posted by Tony Montana *
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*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock *
**[Waldo Faldo]

“If Wink Martindale had married Dr. Bonk, then divorced him and married Robert Bork, he’d be Wink Bonk Bork.”

[/Waldo Faldo] **

if Bjork did the same she’d be Bjork Bonk Bork… **

But if she ONLY had married Robert Bork, and named her daughter Bjork Jr., who every body gave a nickname to in the style of JFK Jr., she’d be the Swedish Chef: Bjork-Bjork Bork.

What was this thread about, again?

[TwistofFate]

I feel sorry for 667- the neighbour of the beast. That burning sulphur must really drive the property value down.

[screech-owl]

Then there’s 566: one block down from The Beast[sup]TM[/sup].

[Cisco]

*Originally posted by TwistofFate *
**I feel sorry for 667- the neighbour of the beast. That burning sulphur must really drive the property value down. **

Actually 668 is the neighbor of the beast, 667 lives across the street ;).

[Lemur866]

Everyone knows that we Lemurs can be just vicious…at least until we’ve had our morning cornflakes.

[Rossarian]

*Originally posted by UncleBill *
**On a related note, I went to Duke from 1984 to 1988, and all freshman took Chem 11 from a Dr. Bonk. (Yes, his real name. The course was also called Bonkistry and Bonk 11.) Dr. Bonk wrote his own textbooks and lab books, and on the cover was a series of three pressure gauges, one in hundreds, one in tenths, and on in single digits. The pressure indicated was, yup, you guessed it, 666 psi. Which explains my C-.

Rossarian, is it still like that? **

Actually, Dr. Bonk’s illustrious career came to an end in May. I don’t remember what the final tally was for his years teaching Chem 11, but it was a bunch. Never took his class though. I was a poli sci major.

For you non-Dukies, Dr. Bonk is supposedly the professor in that old story about the students who party too much and miss an exam and then tell their teacher they had a flat tire… everyone’s heard it. No one’s ever confirmed it though. Maybe Cecil knows.