Enderw23 - you said…
“You dumb stupid cousin lovin’ corn shuckin’, three toothed straw slurpin’, apostrophe usin’,
wanker who couldn’t figure out Heisenburg’s uncertainty principle from a hole in his ass.”
Would you be suggesting or implying that I am involved in an incestuous relationship with a blood relation who’s I.Q. is lower than what is normally considered average intelligence? Average intelligence is normally considered to be 100 and scores below 80 indicate deficiencies. Many people I work with have I.Q.'s at or below 80 and I wonder if you could debate them effectively…
Most tests I have ever taken in this regard have put my I.Q. between 130 and 140 so you couldn’t possibly be referring to myself as stupid could you? That would be folly on your part because I would then have to nuke your sorry ass.
Wanker is a slang term for which I could find no definition, could you please elaborate?
“I really need to stop by GD soon. I can just feel my intelligence oozing out my ears”.
I must point out that you spelled Heisenberg wrong and your puncuation is simply atrocious. On this point you may be absolutely correct.
The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
The more precisely the position is determined, the less precisely the momentum is known in this instant, and
vice versa.
–Heisenberg, uncertainty paper, 1927
This statement applies to the relationship between the position and the momentum (mass times velocity) of a subatomic particle, such as an electron. This relation has profound implications for such fundamental notions as causality and the determination of the future behavior of an atomic particle.
I’ll see you in GD one of these days… 
Oldscratch - you called me an “evil little shit”, that was so nice of you to be sucking up like that.
Do remember that if you want to suck up I prefer “Uppity Fucking Canuck or U.F.C. for short”.
Vanilla - come on, flame me… or can’t you get it up? Can I send you some Viagra?
Lola - I still owe you that spanking and as soon as the girls fall asleep I should be up to deliver as promised… 
I never said I wouldn’t be flaming back did I?