What’s up with 666, the “mark of the beast”?

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#1

Sadly, many people forget that 6x6 is the lumber of the beast.

#2

What column is this about?
Edited to add: Found it.

#3

Coming to Fox this summer: Mark, of the beast. When Mark started working for the beast he didn’t realise what he was getting into.

#4

Just what I saw
In my old dreams were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

'Cause in my dreams
It’s always there
The evil face that twists my mind and brings me to despair
YEEEEEAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

…and so forth.

#5

I had to read this three times before realizing it was a bad pun. The “L” just didn’t register! And I’m usually a big fan of bad puns! :smack:

#6

Actually it’s two 6’s and a 9. I was bluffing.

#7

660: Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI: Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000: Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666: Number of the Millibeast
/ 666: Beast Common Denominator
666 ^ (-1) : Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010: Binary of the Beast
0000001010011010: Bitmap of the Beast
6, uh… what? : Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666: Area code of the Beast
00666: Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666: Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
$665.95: Retail price of the Beast
$699.25: Price of the Beast plust 5% state sales tax
$769.95: Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66: Wal-Mart price of the Beast
$646.66: Next week’s Wal-Mart price of the Beast
Phillips 666: Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666: Way of the Beast
666 F: Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k: Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg: Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66%: 5-year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
Lotus 6-6-6: Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66: Word Processor of the Beast
i66686: CPU of the Beast
666i: BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised): Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668: Next door neighbor of the Beast
667: Prime Beast
999: Australian Beast
Win666: Operating system of the Beast

#8

333: Sign of the Semichrist

#9

perhaps NSFW:

Hard core beastiality: sex sex sex

#10

Me cellphone number, without area code, contains five sixes, three of which are in a row. This has freaked a few people out.

#11

What famous peoiple have three names, each six letters long? Can you add to this list:
Narses Souren Pahlav, great ancient Shah of Persia
Robert Warren Miller, duty-free shopping magnate
Howard Robard Hughes, eccentric billionaire
Marcus Junius Brutus, killed Julius Caesar
Oswald Ernald Mosley, famous British fascist
Ronald Wilson Reagan, 40th President of the U.S.

#12

My Social Security number and bank account number both have three consecutive sixes.

#13

Jerrod Kushner recently sold 666 5th Avenue in New York. I’ve eaten at the restaurant there, and we referred to the building as Spook Central.