7-Up is owned by Satanic Freemasons, no matter what they say

That’s a movie. It’s made up.

The company is called Maines Paper & Food Service Inc., but OK, they’re not in the paper business. The actual question I have is where did you come up with this nonsense about the letter V being Satanic?

I’m just glad that my Sunkist is free of the taint of Lucifer. Which is not to be confused with Lucifer’s taint.