Surely someone in Rite Aid marketing must realize that emphasizing certain words in their slogan makes it sound like a mafia vendetta threat? :eek:
“With Us, it’s Personal” 
“With Us, it’s Personal” :mad:
What else we got?
7-up, very late 90s.
T-shirt
Front:Make 7
Back: Up Yours
Delivery drivers had to wear that.
Ooh, that’s a good one!
Wasn’t there also a poo-themed UPS slogan at one time?
What Can Brown Do For You?
I doubt they can come up with a slogan that *wouldn’t *be poo-related. 
Chase Bank’s “I’ve Put the Chase Behind Me.”
Parody alert:
This sounds like someone giving up outrunning a bear and accepting death, LOL! It is particularly apt illustration of why I closed my Chase accounts: “Trying to address an error Chase made in a deposit balance? Give up because the hope of winning this race is over!”
Sherwin-Williams’ “Cover the Earth” always seemed vaguely supervillain-ish to me.
Vaguely ominous because we are an institute of higher learning . . .
The college’s slogan for the latest and greatest marketing effort has an adverbial phrase error. Niiiice! :rolleyes:
I saw this sign in a National Food Market store in Downers Grove, Illinois years and years ago. Never forgot it.
“YOU CAN’T BEAT THAT NATIONAL MEAT”
Even Google’s touchy-feely slogan “Don’t Be Evil” looks a bit :dubious: in retrospect.
Not quite the same thing, but back when Wachovia was around I didn’t know whether it was supposed to be pronounced “Watch Over Ya” or “Walk Over Ya.”
(One sounded worse, but either could still sound sinister.)
We’re Beatrice
“Pepperidge Farms* Remembers*”.
“Lose Weight with AYDS!”
one time I was standing in a line in a pharmacy and they had thos monitor playing little infomercial type of medical info bits … and the old ups commercial came on and asked what can brown do for you
I said with out thinking “brown can go down toilet like its supposed to” everyone laughed and remarked on how that has to be the worst slogan in recent memory
…what you did last summer.
National was always a bit creepy.
I used to work for General Dynamics (GD) making nuclear cruise missiles. We always wanted to steal General Electric’s slogan, “GE: We bring good things to life!” and re-purpose it to “GD: We blow good things to Hell!” Never took off though.
Delta Airlines’s slogan used to be “Delta gets you there”.
I don’t know about you, but for me that’s pretty much the minimum I expect from my flight.