$75K For A Fuzzy Photo of God? I Don't Think So.

You guys are reading it wrong…the big tiger/Gollum/Kilroy face isn’t Jesus or God; you have to look in the eye on the right side of the picture, where’s there’s a blurry smudge that sorta looks like a head if you squint hard. THAT’s the Jesus part. Yes, it’s even stupider than you originally thought.

Of course, here’s where it must be said that the “Jesus Face” is really Old Deuteronomy from “Cats.”

I have it on good authority that the two of them look remarkably similar.

“And for The Amazing Jesus’s next trick…”

So… Jesus is Pinocchio, and he lives in Kilroy’s left eye?