Found this on my local Craigslist. Someone is claiming they can see Jesus in a piece of wood and they want $5000 for it. I see a slight, very slight facial look but nothing like Jesus. Have a look.
You know, if it’s just a face, it’s worth a couple bucks. You decide it looks like Jesus, and it’s $5000. I’ve got no clue why it’s Jesus-y aside from the fact that there’s a beard.
I don’t see anything that even remotely looks like Jesus in that, and yet, I’m sure there’s someone out there who’ll pay $5,000 for it.
It’s not Jesus. It’s the Zig-Zag dude. And I’d pay a few thousand for it if I was totally baked.
Looks like George Harrison, circa 1970, to me.
As we have no idea what he looked like …
No way, it’s totally Ted Nugent.
I’m pretty sure jesus was in 3d while this piece of wood is CLEARLY 2d
Well, it does look a little like an old driver’s licence picture, but nothing like me now.
Oh, and the answer is “BMW”.
Nah. I see wood grain and that’s it. Even the helpful circle didn’t help.
I’m seeing an entirely different Jesus in the wood; only visible in the top right photo (obscured in the others by reflection) and still within the marked area - a sort of blotchy Jesus that superficially resembles the famous Turin Shroud image.
I agree with NurseCarmen. Big, smiley Zig-Zag man.
From one angle, it looked like Tommy Chong. From another, it looked like Guy Smiley, the Muppet news reporter.
It looks exactly like all actual photographs of the historic Jesus. We have a winner!
Actually, it’s a rather nice piece of wood. I could make Jesus into a tabletop, and park drinks on his forehead.
Apparently somebody decided it didn’t. The page currently reads:
Let’s check back in three days.