Wow, that is very strange. How did you find this page?
Agreed - very very very creepy…
Yes, but can Jesus stand a hickey while walking on water.
Let’s go back to my place and have some wine…as much as you want. My treat
Oh God, thank God for this robe. I have quite a hummer.
These girls are pretty hot but the disabled boy would never say a thing.
Jesus Mother Fucking Christ. Jackpot.
I like how Jebus has scars on His hands - such detail.
Funny, Shag.
Somehow I wound up here (crude jokes) from there to the home page…
Photoshop: it’s not a right, it’s a privilege. Someone take that woman’s computer away, STAT!
I lol’d.
And if I wanted Jesus photoshopped into my kids photos (because I was possessed or something, I don’t know) and I got some guy they pulled off the local campus’s hipster club debate squad in a toga, I’d be pretty upset. He just doesn’t look, y’know, all that holy.
I can offer you my husband, if you’d like. He does beatific well.
Can’t she give Jesus a new outfit once in a while?
Jesus looks like Elliot from ET. I just knew that scrunchy longneck was a god metaphor, I knew it!
Oh yeah,this is gonna end well…
That is what happens when the lord’s son gets photo-shop
Christ’s propaganda
Wait a minute. Is that Jesus or Joey?
Whoa. Jesus IRONED his clothes! Who knew?
The site is done by Mormons.
You have to be Mormon to understand bad art and God.
Anyway, they’ve misquoted the verse in the Book of Mormon which they are attributing this to. The full verse reads:
Interesting, the site shows the scars on the hands, while accepted Mormon doctrine places them on the wrists.
I’m actually thinking about digging out some of my kid’s baby pictures and sending them in for an 11x14. I wouldn’t keep it hung up all the time – just when I’ve got people over I don’t like. That would be a lot of high-octane weirdness for a mere 220 bucks.
It’s good the ‘artist’ is Mormon, though. That way we know Jesus is getting a fair cut of the profits.
What’s creepy about it? It’s not very good, but why creepy? What am I missing?
I just found out the past year that LDS teaching actually is that Jesus was nailed through palms and wrists.
I’ll take a stab at this.
It could be creepy from the standpoint that, regardless of where you stand on the whole Jesus as messiah thing, the guy’s been dead for about 2000 years and wouldn’t have been hanging around kids in 21st century easter outfits.
Maybe the creepiness is the cartoonish quality everone has taken on. Remember the “ooh how creepy” photoshopped pageant girl photos thread? Real live people made to look plastic ping some people’s creepy meter.
I’ve got more, but I’m 20 minutes late leaving for work, otherwise I’d search for and link that pageant thread.
Not very good is an understatement, but I have to agree. Silly is a better word for it than creepy.
Jesus never looked better though.