There are plenty of ways to blaspheme, even unintentionally, but I think artist Nathan Greene has hit enough of them here.
Wow Jesus quasi porn. I looked at some of the others in the link on the page you linked to and are they weird.
Thanks for sharing
Capt
Cinemax Jesus is my favorite.
I give you Boxing Jesus.
A word to the wise-Do NOT Google “Porno Jesus”.
I’m gonna go out and find a 1974 Ford Econoline van and have that painted on the side.
The fact that the tiger is strategically posed to cover Adam’s manhood is the best part.
What I really want is Jesus playing poker with dogs.
…and being the one passing the ace between his toes.
Bow(wow) down and worship Google Fu Master!
Love that everyone except Jesus follows modern grooming, and, for most of them, dressing practices.
In Garden of Eden Jesus, Jesus appears to be sporting a mullet too…
Where’d Adam and Eve get their hair done? Maybe that’s what Jesus is talking to them about.
I like Orbital Laser Battle Platform: Jesus
He died for your sins, and ascended into heaven to blast wave after endless wave of alien invaders.
There’s always Second Amendment Jesus.
Now that is scary!
Dunno, but Adam is pretty ripped for a guy that doesn’t do anything but lounge around paradise all day.
How could he possibly leave out this one?
But that’s Kenny Loggins Jesus!
My favorite has always been** Buddy Jesus **from Dogma, which you can apparently buy on amazon as an action figure or a bobble-head.
How about Golf Jesus! (scroll about 1/2 way down the page - you’ll know it when you see it.)