Yep, it’s true. The entire town of Kitsault can be yours for the low low price of CAD 7 million. You get:
And there’s an abandoned molybdenum mine, too!
I’d buy it and declare myself the Count of Monte Kitsault. 
I’ll go in “halfsies” with you, but I want to see your credit report first.
Man, oh, man! I am so there! Just let me … hold on a sec … I had it a minute ago … right here in my wallet …
Oh, now I remember! I never had seven million dollars. Drat!
In all seriousness, if 56 investers went in with $125K each (who the hell can’t raise that?) they could get themselves a little slice of heaven (free and clear!). Open up a couple bars, a movie house and a few “amusements”, turn the nicer of the two apartment buildings into a swank hotel, use the other for employee housing and set up a nice little resort for retired folks. Free market takes care of the rest. (Can you tell I’m an “idea” man?)
Its just that easy, really! Like Cartman’s theme park!
Oh, yeah. I forgot about the lawyers and insurance scum. They shut it down about 6 minutes into the deal. :rolleyes: