8,000,000 Ways to (not) Die in L.A. (or anywhere else)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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While reading the thread about humorous ways to die, I came up with the idea of ways you WOULDN’T want to die.

  1. Fire
  2. Drowning
  3. Eaten by a wild animal (think Griffin Dunne in “An American Werewolf in London”)
  4. Slow agonizing disease
  5. In some sort of vehicular disaster (ie: plane) where I know I’m going to die, but am unable to do anything about it
  6. John Tesh concert

When it’s my time, I would want to go as quickly as possible. Of course, I’ll probably change my mind when the time actually comes.

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were these in order?

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  1. Eaten by fire ants.
  2. Locked in the closet with no food and water.

hell, I can think of a million ways I don’t want to die. In fact, as many ways as anyone can come up with as ways to die, that’s as many ways as I wouldn’t want to die. I’d just prefer not to die, if it’s all the same to you.

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  1. Drowning. By far, worst way to die.
  2. Eaten by wild animal. I saw a video of some english guy being eaten by a lion. Ohhh man.
  3. Suffocation.
  4. Bleeding to death. I saw a Rescue 911 once where a guy’s throat was slit and he was holding his neck together with his hand. He survived. Ugh. I couldn’t handle that.
  5. Starvation. I get hungry every 20 minutes! Seriously, though, I’ve gone for two weeks without eating because I was deeply depressed one time. I lost about 20 lbs. I was kinda chubby, so it wasn’t a huge health risk, and I was depressed, so I didn’t really notice, but man, that’d be tough.

Truly horrible ways to go.

–Tim

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wring asked:

Nope. Just the order I thought them up in.

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in no particular order
[ul]
[li]drowning[/li][li]suffocation[/li][li]buried alive (which is suffocation with claustrophobia)[/li][li]plane crash[/li][li]eaten alive by wild animal[/li][li]starving[/li][li]burned to death[/li][/ul]

this will probably sound a bit morbid but i have decided that the way i would like to die, since i’m gonna have to eventually, is from a closed head injury resultant from a crash in a race car… that way it doesn’t hurt (you’re knocked out immediately) and i get to die with an adrenalin rush PLUS be on RPM 2nite that evening

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Hey, here’s a disturbing thought…
What if Mr. Blue Sky is really some psycho who’s just gathering notes so he can kill us all in the most unpleasant ways possible?
Me, I’d really hate to die while driving my Lamborghini, getting a bj, and eating chocolate cake I just got for my 89th birthday. Boy, that’d be the worst.

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Well, well, well, DeathLlama, you figured out my plan! You’ll not be eating any more honey, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

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To be mowed down by a wall of water. I honest-to-god have had nightmares about tsunamis. The idea of looking up and seeing that sheet of water about to carry me away with intense force, drowning me, is enough to, well, make me unreasonably frightened of tsunamis.

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Me too. That would be the way to do it, going out in a spectacular fireball on live national TV…I’m thinking something along the lines of getting airborne on turn 4 at Talladega.