Well, we have this glowing blue box laying around the lab. You can have that.
I’m depressed by the complete lack of orbs. 
The tragedy is, that last thread was mostly deleted, so I can’t even link to what I referenced.
I find your lack of faith, disturbing.
When I want to thwart the lawmakers, I wear a tinfoil vagina on my head.
I’d watch, but I’m hiding under my desk – damn black chopper’s circling my place!
Ah, so you are clearly the Girl U Want.
It’s obvious you have no idea of the entertainment value of a good old-fashioned conspiracy theory. I’ll be watching!
I’ll make just one vague report, because I don’t want to give any of the choice moments away, but only 15 minutes in and the disconnects, logical fallacies, and paranoid statements are already flying. Yep, this is going to be a good one.
Every time I see the thread title here I’m reminded of 9/11 Truthers changing this in mindless unison in New York with their vacuous expressions and stupid signs and tee shirts. :eek: Gah…need brain scrub!
-XT
I think you may have discovered something about the tinfoil life cycle.
I was going to post something like “needs more orbs” when I first saw this thread but figured no one will get it.
September 11th. Never forget… the orbs.
Let me see what my orb says: (yeah, I have one of those “8 ball” knockoffs just for fun)
[Shakes]
CHANCES
AREN’T
GOOD
Oh well, even them say to forget about them! 
quibble: it’s lying around the lab.
I’ll take it! How does it work? Is it an Atlantean power crystal? Gosh have I ever wanted one of those! Or… will it turn me into Thor? My gf would really go for that
[Shakes Orb]
UNLIKELY
The really funny thing is that those **are **the answers I’m getting from the orb.
Reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Bart and his buddy get into a tussle, one of them grabs an 8-ball and smacks the other, shattering the 8-ball. Bart says, ‘whoa, I bet the 8-ball didn’t see that coming.’
Conspire: to work together towards a common goal; to collude.
Theorise: to propose a postion or explanation.
The theory that 19, ragtag, fundamentalist, Arabic loons conspired to take down two of the United States’ most prominant symbols of capitalism, despite all of the US’ supposed overwhelming military might and intelligence-gathering wherewhithal, is what we conventionally accept as the veridical account of the goings on of 9/11.
Yet, despite all the evidence buttressing it, we off-the-cuff reject anything that does not fall into line with, what we now know was, a corrupt, incompetent, war mongering US administration’s spin on the incident in question.
So, who is the real idiot: the theorist who possits plausible possibilities based on the available evidence -or- the automaton who swallows the holier-than-Swiis-cheese conspiracy fed to them by TPTB?
Oh, I think I know who the real idiots are here, but I ain’t tellin’. 
You see, tin foil Timmy, tin foil men have a tin foil penis and tin foil women have a tin foil vagina. Sometimes when a tin foil man and a tin foil woman love each other…
First, you are using a definition of “conspiracy theory” that is different from what I was talking about; I was speaking of the kind of irrational, faith based belief systems that are typically labeled “conspiracy theories”. That’s not the same thing as a theory about a conspiracy. And second, what these people claim is not “plausible”; many of their claims are outright false or impossible.
…they are assassinated by the Illuminati?
Is this a trick question?
Regards,
Shodan
I’ll take “The Theorists” for 100 Alex.