9 Revisions…and Counting the Morons

Spectacularly Craptacular Idiocy

Come on, people. Can you please get your shit together enough to actually edit a simple 16 item product list without going through 9, NINE goddammn revisions over the span of 3 months?

Seriously, WTF? Doesn’t anyone up there at our sister office know how to read more than one sentence at a time before rejecting a piece and requiring revisions? I’ve seen poorly trained monkeys that can at least wait a few seconds before flinging their poo in order to hit their mark. You don’t seem to have grapsed the concept of efficiency at all.

And to make matters worse, if you call here one more time with that whiny, please-don’t-yell-at-me voice, asking me to make just please one more edit that you should have caught 3 months ago, I WILL yell at you. My pateince is wearing thin, you sniveling excuse for a project coordiinator.

Get a pair, or some backbone, and MAKE those pieces of shit Product Managers up there sign off on their edits! If I have to make the same edits back and forth on this section again, serious physical harm may ensue.

We are so seriously behind schedule with this catalog, we may have to change the date on the cover from 2005 to 2006, maybe later if you don’t remove your heads from your collective asses.

God, I hate other people!

fitting screen name.