A friend was giving me directions to her home in Montana, “We’re right next to the Town Pump.” I imagined people lined up with water buckets… 
Northwest Highway and Central Expressway.
They sell dildos/vibrators*, lube, condoms, and assorted novelty items (blow-up dolls, penis pumps, liberator mats**, bachelorette party items, penis shaped pinatas and cake pans, etc.)
*Due to Texas law you cannot legally sell “sex toys” so everything in the store is advertised as a personal massager or a cake topper or other novelty item.
** http: //www. liberator .com/
This reminds me of the head shop in Texas I saw way back when that stuck a filter-tipped cigarette in each of their bongs, demonstrating that they were for tobacco use only.
As I’ve posted elsewhere on the Board, this " ‘n’ " business is a major pet peeve of mine. If the store owner is so uneducated he that cannot spell “and,” then I just don’t know what to say.
I was gonna post exactly the same thing about “Blinds to Go”. Who wants their blinds “here”?
Yours is funnier (scarier?).
I constantly see commercials for Reliable Exterminators. The jingle features the “Call Reliable, 'cause their name says it all” line that appears on the linked page.
Lexington, KY has (or had, at least) a small chain of really bad Chinese restaurants called Wok n’ Go.
Their motto: “I know it’s only Wok 'n Go, but I like it!”
You wouldn’t call Unreliable Exterminators. You’d be afraid of seeing the guy out on the front steps, tokin’ a doob, pouring beer for the cockroaches in the cat’s dish.
And nobody ever strung the owners up from a lamppost?
When I was in high school in the 80s, all the cool kids had In n Out Burger bumperstickers on their binders. They’d cut out the B and the R from Burger, so it said:
In N Out
Urge
You were NOT cool unless you had this on your binder.
We had a town pump where I grew up. Except we moved away before I was old enough to go see her.
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