But the NCAA tournament is on! There’ll be how many women here? It’ll take weeks to bring the estrogen level down!
Oh, I can go to the bar to watch the games? Really? For how long? Until the showers over? How long is that? That long? OK, I guess I can make that sacrifice then. It’ll be tough, mind you, but I’ll do it for you dear.
This thread contains no religion, politics or raving about SDMB going pay - Probably should say something about bad about Czarcasm though - it is the thing to do - he’s a weenie.
You better get your butt to the bar, quicksmart. Otherwise, you might get roped into playing that game where they smudge stuff on baby diapers, pass them around, and you have to guess what the “crap” is.
You failed the basic requirements: Usage of Fuck and * Tard *and lack somehow blaming Christians/Jews/Islamic Jihadians/Jackbooted Moderaters/Girl Scouts for this catastrophic scheduling conflict along with general incohesiveness that leads me to beleive that instead of being spitting mad, you are just whining.
Jesus… you don’t want to be around thse giggling hens anyway. As others have said, get yourself to a bar and enjoy the tournament. If you need can’t drive home, get a cab. I give this pitting a 2.5 as well.