Um, Howdy, anyone here remember me?
I guess not… just wanted to say how do and all…
Been a long time…
long time come back…
MOBY and all…I’m gonna find my baby …
WHOOOOO!
Maybe I should check the Southside…
LOL! 
Don’t think you know me, but I remember you.
Hello right back to you! How have you been?
Byz, you have been gone too long.
Here… saved you a seat.
I DO remember AudreyK— how could I forget you, you nawty, little hunk of femininity? You think I could forget YOU? What am I? INSANE?! You are a wonderful, nubbly bit of candy that Bow Wow only dreamed of! Candy wrapped in a sweater only because they never thought of you!
And SPOOFE? I forgot the very essence of sex? Like, yeah, I went away but that hard core scent of sex was so instilled in my nostrils that I could never let go… Sick as it seems my dog cuddles up close and I long for you… you wolf you!
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I’m gonna get a reputation if you keep sayin’ stuff like that… 
How could we ever forget you Byz? I was asking our Canadian friend about you just the other day. We thought you’d dropped off the earth. Geesh, now maybe we can get some things back to normal girlfriend.
Byz!!
…goodness me, of course I remember you!! The inspiration of my original sig (or is that original sin??)
How the hell are you? You disappeared, we never heard from you, you never called, never wrote…how’re things with the neighbors?
Hope this means we’ll be seeing a lot more of you!
smooooch!
btw…
…this is as awesome of description of lil’ AudreyKakes as I’ve ever seen…I think you’ve nailed it, my dear!
Byz? BYZ???
Well tickle me pink and griddle me brown! It is SO good to see you! You’re gonna stay, right? Oh please, tell me you’re gonna stay! :D:D:D
Who??? Nope don’t remember you at all…well just a little bit. So Byz how YOU doing???
Keith
Byzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! TWPM!!! Man I’ve missed you woman!
Hey Byz! We’re all still here, at least for now.
Oh my sweet Pete, it’s Byzantine!
I’m glad to see your legendary self back on the board (even though I’d bet a pound to a pinch of shit that you don’t remember me in the slightest).
I remember you, though you don’t know me, most likely. I always got a giggle out of your sig!
Welcome back!
Anyone else not able to make sense of that OP and wonder what Byz’s been doing since she was last here?
D&R
Wooohooooo,
Now the Pit will BE a pit once more, step forward all you losers Big Bad Byz is gonna get ya!!!
You’re kidding, right??? Who could ever forget the many famous [and INFAMOUS] strip shows you’ve done online??? While juggling tequila shots, AND fending off wild leopards???
‘Wha’ happened to you? One of the leopards take a gnaw on you???
ANYWHO, welcome back, oh great and powerful Byz!
Byz! I’ve missed you big much! This big holds arms out wide!
Please don’t leave us again.
Byz!
Love ya girl!
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(Hey, someone had to, right?)
BYZ!!!
Do I remember you? Like I could forget! Where have you been? What have you been doing? Please tell me you’re not going back there or doing that ever again! Please tell me you’re staying here! Don’t leave! We love you!
Um…yeah, anyway…welcome back!