Ah, ok. Heh, my brother-in-law once purloined some coffee while my husband and I were on vacation, from our private pot, (he picked the lock to get in) that I forgot to empty before we left. It was probably about five days old when he stole it, and likely almost ready to dominate the world when he cruelly cut short it’s new life. He had the trots for days too. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person IMO.
He didn’t steal anything other than chips, soda, and he used our computer and played it for 16 hours straight, we had a game he didn’t, his computer at the time wouldn’t run it. (He’s exceedingly rude to me, and hates his brother, my husband. Plus, he’s a convicted shoplifter, so I’d not loan him anything I’d want back, and he knows it.) He was pretty stupid about it too, because I had a program that logged the computer’s usage, and could prove that someone had been on the computer for 16 hours at a time when we were hours away, and that they’d named their save “<hisname>don’tforgettodeletethisfool”. I figured the days of stomach aches, nausea, and trots were enough punishment. It was great fun to say “Well, that’s what you get for drinking five day old coffee that wasn’t even yours to begin with!” to him when he complained he wasn’t feeling well in my earshot. The look on his face, “Oh crap, BUSTED!”.