The next time he teases a a dangerous tiger he should be armed.
Well, he was, before the tiger rather effectively disarmed him.
I was unaware of that link.I’d only seen still photographs. Truly awful !
On the one hand, I already made that joke back in post 25.
On the other hand, well, there IS no other hand: my joke!
^username thread combo.
The tiger in all his fury, lol
come to think of it, the kid is probably 11 as well
Declan
Feeding the tiger something outside its authorized diet? 
ETA: rats, got multi-ninja’ed.
Remember Tatiana, the Siberian Tiger which jumped the fence and took out one creep who had been throwing things (tree limb, pine cones, et al) and was playing with the other two before the cops did what cops do?
How did she know that humans were easy targets?
A few years earlier, a volunteer was petting her and then scratched her on the nose. Noses are the one part of a cat you do not mess with unless you want a pissed-off cat.
Tatiana found out that right arms come off real easy. And she didn’t give it back.
For records of “really, really should have known better…”
Kid will form a band: “Def Tyger”. He’ll be the guitarist.
“Soul-Brigadeiro”* (Release Date Unavailable)
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“The story of a young Brazilian boy who loses his arm taunting a tiger at a zoo.
Unwilling to give up his dreams, he now travels the world to kick-box caged tigers competitively…”
“For a limited time only. He’s on his last leg.”
I dunno, he does have another arm…
What pisses me off is that dad says that the kid had chicken bones in his pocket (from lunch) to feed their dogs. FUCKING LIES. They brought the bones to feed the animals.