A Breast question for Doper Ladies.

I just moved into the C cup range. Mine always get in the way when I’m horseback riding. I just can’t (or couldn’t, I haven’t been on a hrose in a while…) ride when it’s that time of the month because I get too sore.

Other than that, though, I don’t really notice them unless I am concentrating on looking good. Then, I have to make sure they look right in a certain shirt, etc…

I DO prefer push-up bras, though. Much more comfy.

DDD checking in, and yes, they DO get in the way. They also catch drips and spills, and pick up stuff when I lean over counters. Luckily, they also double as a handy shelf to store things on. Also, my two best friends are DD’s, and you should see us try to navigate small areas. Yikes!

Do I ever miss being a C cup… If the surgery didn’t scare the hell out of me, I wouldn’t be this large.

  1. The shelf formed by well endowed women that catches crumbs and other food.
  2. The support provided by conference room tables which holds said tits up when seated at a chair in the conference room. This phenomenon exists at all corporations in America, and is not influenced by the height of the woman who owns the tits.

38D checking in, and yeah, they do get in the way. I was a 38D when I was 60 lbs heavier, so don’t expect things to necessarily change if there’s a weight loss. I lost weight everywhere but there. Finding a decent dress that fits well is PITA. If it fits up top, it’s too damn big around the waist and hips.

Problems with sensitivity… well, at times this is a big advantage, at other times annoying. Unfortunately not the former in quite a while. :frowning: Let’s just say I was thinking about posting to the “Orgasms from Nipple Stimulation Alone” thread…

While I am aware of my breasts much of the time (and the attention paid them by the male of the species), they don’t tend to get in my way. Mine are largish but not so big they cause me problems–in fact, I think my breasts are just the right size. I wear a 38B bra, which can be a pain to shop for, as it’s an unusual size, but for the most part I enjoy my breasts very much.

They do get very tender right before my period, which is annoying, especially when I want to go running. THAT can get awfully painful, so I have invested in some good sport bras to strap 'em down real good on those occasions.

Nipple sensitivity varies quite a bit from woman to woman, as we’ve already seen in this thread. Mine aren’t particularly sensitive (certainly not to the point of being able to achieve orgasm through nipple stimulation alone) though I certainly like to have them touched, licked, etc.

Are you sure? 'Cause it feels damn nice.

Well Geo… being penetrated is kind of a male taboo…but I’d love to have you “describe” it to me!

I don’t know if anybody else does this, but I search on certain people’s user names, and in Geobabe’s case, it never fails to amuse or inform.

And I just got GOOD and informed, friends!

WHEW! Grrrrr…

Bluesman, have I told you lately how much I love you? (BTW, did you see my post in Tripler’s thread?)

And Rich G7subs, I just may take you up on that offer some time when I have more than a few minutes to spare. It’s not a topic to be taken lightly, you know.

A big Geo smooch for both of you fine gentlemen for putting a smile on my face. Now, I really should be getting back to work!

Hell yeah they get in the way! 38C/40D here.

The worst is when I am in bed, lying on my side, reading a book. The bottom boob is kinda lying there on the bed. The top boob (who is irrelevant to this story) is kinda lying on top of the bottom boob.

Anyway, when I am all comfy and happy and reading my book, one of 2 things is sure to happen:

  1. Spot the Wonder-pup will wander over and stand on my nipple, pinching the nipple between his paw and the bed. Ouch.

or

  1. My husband will prop himself up on his elbow, not realizing that MY FREAKIN’ NIPPLE IS UNDER HIS ELBOW! And I’ll be HOWLING and he will lean over, thus putting more weight on said elbow, and inquire in his most concerned tone: “What’s wrong?” :mad:

I wish I was a cartoon character. I would be pictured sitting there in bed, whimpering, with one normal nipple and one gigantic, throbbing, purple nurple. With sound effects.
Yeah, I notice them. Especially when this one creepy guy at work stares at them. There is another creepy guy at work, who also stares at them, but isn’t quite as obnoxious about it.

So the other day, I was walking out of the building with a female co-worker. Creepy Guy #2 was just behind us. My buddy said something like “Creepy Guy #1 is sooo creepy!” I said, plenty loud enough for Creepy Guy #2 to hear, “Oh, he’s not so bad. I just wish he’d stop staring at my TITS!” Then I turned and innocently asked Creepy Guy #2 a work-related question.

His eyes have not dropped below my chin since.

Now how to deal with Creepy Guy #1…?
Back in the day, I was a 36B. Now that was nice. Not big enough to be annoying. Not small enough to worry about being too small. Bras were easy to find, and so was my navel. Ah, the good old days!

LOL Green Bean!

Something that men and wome share…

I’m a he-male-guy-folk-person, and I swear that everytime my dog greets me, the first fore-paw is always aimed straight at my crotch on testicle #1, and after he pushes off from there to lick my face, the rear-paw plants itself right on testicle #2 :smiley:

For a woman whose sex drive is near its peak, I’m surprised it took you that long to respond:D

GDRLH

Well, punha, my dear, I have been known on occasion to actually do things other than stay home and read the boards. But I appreciate that you were paying attention.

: wincing in sympathy :

I know what you mean, Green Bean. This happens ALL the time to me. Ouchie!!

>>>>And Rich G7subs, I just may take you up on that offer some time when I have more than a few minutes to spare. It’s not a topic to be taken lightly, you know.<<<<
::blushes deeply::

Lemme know when YOU have time. I’ll cancel my plans and MAKE time!

Oh, gods. Boobs. My personal pet peeves. I have 36C/Ds, and usually buy the D to avoid the…yup, double boob effect. I’m a frickin’ size 2 from the boobs down. Do you think I buy dresses? All of my bikinis have to be two (very different) sizes, as must my suits. I think I’ve spent more money on tailoring than I did on college. And I HATE them! Hate them, hate them, HATE THEM! Starting to sag, of course, have stretch marks, of course, and if one more bozo asks me how much I paid for them, I might have to take the money for reduction surgery out of his ass.
Thank you for letting me vent. As you were. :slight_smile:

36B. Doesn’t mean I can run down stairs without holding an arm across my chest. I wouldn’t like to be really big, although a C cup would probably suit me. Dresses and bikinis tend to be too big in the bust and too small in the hips.

I was a 34AA in my early 20s. I still have some of the bras. My man described one of them as ‘like an ornamental holder for two small grapes’. He got the Look.

At least it’s easier to find bras in my size now. I still need to try everything on, as there’s so much variance in fit between different brands. I have broad outward pointing breasts, so any bra designed for the icecream scoop variety of tit will pinch at the side and gape at the front. The balconette bra in the Angel range from Marks and Spencer fits me perfectly (Chaps, you could get hold of one in a B cup and pad it, and you’d have your very own pair of replica Tansu boobies to wear about town)

I’d just like to state that this rant is yet ANOTHER reason why I love Nym. :slight_smile: Preach it, sister!

  • Falc, who dreams of the day she gets a damn reduction…

38C

Yes, they do get in the way,
they get rolled on by Mr. L.,
I can’t look straight down at my feet, and worst of all,

they enter the room before I do.

36D

Yes, they sure as hell get in the way. All the time. Sometimes I have to push them out of the way to button pants if I have one of those weird internally sewn buttons that are hard to get to.

Can’t wear the cutesey little jersey t-shirts that all the sassy girls wear or else I’ll look like a porn star. Although I have figured out what kind of v-neck shirt I can wear without accentuating them (yes, certain kinds of v-neck shirts are set in a way that seems to enhance breasts by about 10-fold. Most embarassing).

I feel like they own me sometimes. Especially when some freako feels it necessary to comment on them in public. Jeez, you know women really love that. Nothing gets me off more than a guy who has the guts to say “hey nice t*ts honey”. I’m getting hot just thinking about it.

I was never curious what it was like for you all to have them, but as a man I just wanted to thank all of you women out there for just being out there for us :slight_smile:
THANK YOU!

hmmm…boobs. to be honest, i don’t have any. well, i do, but they are small…not yet a B, but i’m working on it. anyone know how to gain weight?

but as to the question…they don’t get in the way when you are as small as me. on one hand, i like 'em small, good for running etc., but on the other…men start staring at the chest and then work either up or down. which most of the time doesn’t bother me ('sides, i’ve got a great guy) but it DOES get irritating.

do i feel sorry for the ladies with DD and over. i can’t imagine the back problems!