Willie to Buffy and Kendra (I think) in What’s my line? Part 2.
“Now, any of you want to test who’s got the biggest wrinklies around here, step on up”
That’d be Spike to The Anointed One in School Hard
Yeah, we’re gonna get you a real nice 7-up, OK?
Faith to one of the Potentials (Amanda?) in Empty Places.
“I know, but now that we’ve kissed, things are different. I mean, they are, right?”
Fred, across the table to Gunn, Couplet.
Next:
“What’s that do?”
That would be the Judge, mere moments before being blown to bits by Rocket Launcher Buffy in Innocence
“I just find it endlessly fascinating how your instincts are so highly attuned when it comes to boring old evil, but you have yet to make any mention of these new shoes.”
Cordelia to Angel in an early season one AtS episode.
Next:
“Don’t warn the tadpoles!”
I’m reviving this thread for two reasons. First, I know this quote…
Willow to Giles in What’s My Line? Part 1. He’s waking he up after she fell asleep in the library and that’s what she says coming out of a dream.
Secondly, I just recently watched Angel S5 on DVD, and I thought there were some great lines that haven’t been mentioned in this thread, so here’s an easy one that I find hilarious:
It’s you. It’s really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but… I knew you’d come back. You’re like… you’re like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Ohh… he’s alive, Frodo. He’s alive.*
I’m almost certain that this was Andrew to Spike, after discovering he had been resurrected in Damage.
“Her poor mummy died…without a fight!”
Drusilla to Spike in Passion, talking about the dog (Sunshine) she brings to him? Though I think the text is a little off.
Damn, how did I know the fang boys would pull through? You’re lucky we’re on the same side, dogs, 'cause I was on fire tonight. My game was tight.
*
Gunn to Spike and Angel in the Angel series finale, “Not Fade Away.”
“You’re funny. Better cut that out.”
This would be creepy manager guy (Gary?) to Buffy in Doublemeat Palace
“Did you just say ‘second date’?”
The creepy manager guy was Manny, and it’s not his line. The ep and line recipient are correct, so I’ll give you the point (since all fast food workers are interchangeable).
Giles to the late Jenny Calender - Some Assembly Required.
You call; I come. Loaded for bear. Ready for battle. Somethin’ else that starts with “B.”
Gunn to Wes, Cordy and Angel in Untouched
"I’ve never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before. "
Giles to Xander in Invisible Girl. And who can forget Xander’s reply, “Maybe it’s a vampire bat.” Yeah, that one was bad.
I submit,
"I’m a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city – I have to start somewhere and they’re evil here. They don’t judge. They’ve got the necrotempered glass – no burning up – a great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?
Harmony to Fred in Harm’s Way.
“Here to help. Wanna live.”
Right season, correct character speaking, but different show and different person Harmony is speaking to.
Harm was talking to Angel in Conviction
I’ll leave
“Here to help. Wanna live.”
out there
Alright, since it was Otto’s post I guess I can still answer it.
It’s Anya to Buffy and Co in The Gift regarding stopping Glory.
" I’ve done my share of bad, but you’re not one of 'em."
Spike to crazy slayer Dana in Angel Season 5 episode “Damage.”
How about this one:
“Make him swallow his tongue again!”