Cod-kissing, Moose-buggering, unarmed, self deprecating, poutine-eating, dope-smoking, beer-drinking, hockey-playing Nazi curler Dudley Do-Right hosers with gay marriage, healthcare, two official languages, musk ox, and the most stable banking system in the world, eh ?
Now you’re just getting silly. 
Why? I’ve totally kissed a cod. Why yes, there was a large amount of rum involved.
{sing-song voice}Alice is a cod-kisser, Alice is a cod-kisser…
Oh for heaven’s sake, its just a cod, not a codpiece.
God, kind of makes you wonder how our life expectancy is so long…
Lucky cod. At least now we know that that McLean’s survey from a few years ago was really talking about.