These are from last week’s MMP:
Well, if anyone believes that, I have a brand new car I’d like to sell them for $100.
metal mouse oh, metal mouse, I am so sorry for this legal trouble. Sounds like an ambulance chaser must have gotten to the older ladies. To lighten things up, did you listen to Elvis’ I’m all shook up?
FCM That’s great that you were able to obtain an almost new electric skillet at a reasonable price.
shoe you know I was just kidding; it was a comment not to be taken literally, just to be laughed at. But foreign language comments seem like the way to go. Or now that it’s a young woman ‘Dear, too bad your mother didn’t teach you better comportment.’
Holy Toledo, it’s only 3pm and there’s already 30 posts to go through. I really want to go work out on the NuStep so I’ll be back to read them later.