A Chilly (Well, To Me) MMP

Do you mean “Elisenlebkuchen”? It’s not a brand – it’s a type of gingerbread (Lebkuchen) cookie. Various recipes can be found online.

Scrape, of course. I also scrape tins of soup and other things that don’t cooperate and empty themselves.

Ask your doctor if trephination is right for you.

When I was a kid my mother (born in 1914) kept reminding me about the starving Armenians. . . .