A couple of questions for straight guys

Wow - you must have some pretty frenetic threesomes!

Dodging a stray dick is actually pretty easy. What’s a bit more chancey is making sure you don’t get caught in any…“overspray.”

Nope

The “next time”? Dude, it ain’t happening here.

You’re just like my partner . . . he LOVES doing it, HATES having it done. And yes, that’s one reason why he’s my partner.