A cow-orker won the lottery.

Well, not the lottery; but…

On Tuesday we were having the office holiday party and pot luck. After the “white elephant” exchange the department director stood up. He said, “Okay, since R___ is always asking about cash bonuses, here they are!” He passed out lottery “scratcher” tickets named “Cash Bonus” to everyone. He took one “scratcher” from the top of the stack and gave one to each person in turn… until he got to R___. He skipped R___ and gave a ticket to G_____. Then he said, “Just kidding!” and gave the next ticket to R___.

The ticket he gave to G_____ (the one that, if given in order, would have been given to R____) was a $100 winner! R___'s ticket was not a winner.

These guys are fairly close. They share ethnic heritage and they sit in adjoining cubicles. R___ complains over the partition that G_____ “stole” his $100. G_____ replies that it was just the “luck of the draw” and that it could easily have been the other way round. R___ says that the ticket should have been his, except C______ distributed them out of order. This is all done in a joking manner. But I wonder: How serious is R___? He’s a good-natured guy and jokes a lot. Is he really mad? Or is he just playing a game?

In any case G_____ has already “spent the money”, having put cash in his grandkids’ Christmas cards. He had no intention of sharing, feeling that since it was “the luck of the draw” he won the money fairly.

(Parenthetically, which is why I’m putting this in parentheses, G_____ is pretty competitive. We were having a “fun” meeting and the organizer gave us a five-minute break. He said that the first one back from the break would win a prize. G_____ and I went upstairs to get some papers. Now I’m normally a fast walker, and others have often told me to slow down. So I’m walking normally and G_____ is practically racing me to the door. It was kind of funny seeing this guy who’s past retirement-age “running” to “beat” me. Of course he got back to the meeting room first, as I wasn’t about to race anyone for the kind of prise that was likely to be given out. He won a “Kush ball”, and was quite happy about winning it. Co-worker J____ said she should have won it because she never even left the room! Not that she wanted it, though. We were just having too much fun being amused by G_____'s antics.)

Anyway… J____ said that if she were in G_____'s position (winning the lottery ticket, not the Kush ball), she would have split the money with R___. This is the view of others as well. She also said that C______ shouldn’t have “messed” with the tickets and that he should have handed them out in order.

On the one hand, nobody knew if there were any winning tickets at all so it really was the luck of the draw. On the other hand, it’s ironic that the one time C______ was kidding around with them, the outcome was as it was. Certainly if C______ hadn’t been playful there would be no controversy.

What would I have done if I was in G_____'s position? I probably would have treated R___ to lunch at a very nice restaurant that everyone likes but is too expensive for us to go to, and I would have kept the balance. It’s not as sportsmanlike as dividing the cash equally, but it’s probably what I would have done.

If you were G_____ and had received a winning $100 lottery ticket that should have gone to R___ (and of course not knowing what the ticket held beforehand), what would you do?

Sorry. “Cow-orker J____”. :smiley:

Oh please. R__ is a whiny brat.

Prior to the distribution of the tickets, there was no apparent advantage to any particular spot in the order. It was luck. Period. R___ needs to chill.

I’m pretty sure R___ is just engagning in good-natured hassling.

I would have offered to give up the $100 if I had been either guy. To me a good working relationship is worth more than that. Now if it had been $100,000, I’d tell him to go screw.

R______, G______, C______, and J________ all sound like A___h___s to me.

You can buy scratch tickets off of the Internet that are guaranteed $50,000 winners every time. The only problem is that that they can’t be redeemed by any lottery, anywhere. :smiley:

They look identical to real lottery scratchers. We almost gave my mom a heart attack two years ago when we gave her one.

You could give it a try…maybe.

In USA Today they had a blurb on some guy in California who won the state lottery ($17 million?) and the Cash Five (or some such for $124,000) both on the same day. I thought maybe you worked with this lucky bastard. As for the $100 ticket, the guy who scratched it won, and can do what he wants with it. Would R____ have given the ticket to G____ if his ticket had been a winner? I think not. If it was so important to him he should have asked to switch back before the tickets were scratched off.

[aside] Thanks for reminding me that I bought an instant lotto ticket! I put it in the freezer and couldn’t find it! Now, let’s hope it’s a winner, although I do know the odds… [/aside]

Cows are not eligible to participate in lotteries. They need to get back to ork.

Johnny honey, Are you doing the “cow-orker” thing on purpose? I saw your other “cow-orker” thread in MPSIMS. On purpose or not, it’s kind of annoying.

lainaf, cowboy up. It’s a long-standing joke here. Annoying or not.:stuck_out_tongue:

Manny thanks, jane_says!

:smiley:

Thanks. I suspected there was a whoosh involved.

We used to have someone similar. A real pain the arse. Had to win at everything. We called him George from Seinfeld.

On a note more related to your OP, screw him. Luck of the draw. Even if the 1st person in line had won, you cow-orker would have bitched that he should have been the 1st to get the ticket as it was all him that started the thing in the 1st place.

:smiley:

To those who posted, How would you have handled it if you were in G______'s position? That is, not what G_____ should have done; but what you would have done.

It’s a hunnert bucks, fer chrissake.

I woulda said-- “Hey, you owe me a beer. And a good one, none of this Budweiser crap. Or a chance to sleep with your wife.”

That or grab the ticket and play keep-away for an hour :slight_smile:

Oh, good, he can stop orking cows now. :slight_smile:

He who scratcheth, winneth. So it is written, so shall it be!


Ha Ha Florida! USC got the trophy!

I would have rubbed it in for a while, and possibly done a little dance around R___, all the while singing about my great fortune, and his bad luck. When I cashed in the ticket, I would have gotten all $100 in one dollar bills, then distribute them about my person and work area. At each possible opportunity, I’d make sure I “accidentally” pulled some money out.

Then I’d buy everyone in the office a few more letters for their name :smiley:

If I were in R___'s position, I’d buy myself one of those tickets Mr. Moto mentioned, and make sure I scratched it in front of G___. That’d show him!