I’m doing the rational debate thing in other forums, but I have to get this off my chest:
Osama Bin Laden eats and masturbates with his left hand. May he boil in pig’s blood for eternity. And anyone who supports and aids him, may he be standing on your head.
I concur, though I would prefer that he be sodomized with a red hot branding iron for all eternity while being constantly force-fed excrement…okay, perhaps not for eternity, but at least for a couple hundred thousand years.
And what, exactly, is wrong with eating and masturbating with one’s left hand?
In “Eastern” cultures, Islamic and South Asian, included, the left side is considered “dirty” and is not to be used for eating and other “clean” activities.
I’m not too sure where masturbating falls within that continuum, but whatever floats his boat, I guess. 
I never thought about it before, but maybe a curse, like a joke, is ruined by trying to explain it. OTOH, it’s no fun if no one gets the point. So…
As tiggeril points out, the left hand is considered unclean. And, in Islamism, supposedly Mohammed proscribed eating or drinking with the left hand because that’s what Satan does. So Bin Laden is both unclean and Satan.
Religious fanatics tend to be uptight about sex. So saying that Bin Laden masturbates with his left hand is (I hope) in his frame of reference saying that he’s a pervert. I have nothing against masturbators or lefties in general
Muslims consider both pigs and blood to be unclean.
The boiling in blood and standing on people’s heads is, I think, found in Dante’s Inferno.
Well, good. But couldn’t you just call Bin Laden a monkeymunging pustule of gangrenous pignipple ejaculate?
Spoof you do have a way with words
I love it
May you assraped by a squad of starving crackhead gorillas!
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may satan rise up from out of hell to tear your spleen out and shove it up his ass, before shitting it back out and replacing it within you via his evil magics!
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may you aquire every transmissible disease that ever exisited, at the same time and may you survive until the very last, the mildest disease in the sequence, the common cold, and may that be the disease that kills you!
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may you be buried alive and granted immortality at the same time!
May his socks always fall down
May his underwear simultaneously slip down off of his hips and ride up the crack of his ass.
May his feet always be itchy while wearing shoes-when he can’t take them off.
May he always get that I have to Sneeze But I can’t feeling…
May you get Britney Spears songs stuck in your head
May your inbox fill up with glurge
May your Cable reception only let in Lifetime and Cornerstone Television
SPOOFE, I could have said that had I your flair for invective, but that’s more an accurate description than a curse. He’s already all that. I’m not a religious person, but I’d revert to Catholicism and volunteer for Hell if I could have the Bin Laden concession.
One more-
May he be kept up all night with explosive diahrhea, the really really painful kind-where your stomach feels as if it’s being bombed by nukes, where your shit is liquid lava, and your butt hurts, and you sit for 20 minutes, and your asshole burns like fire.
May he have continuous Deja Vu.
May he forget to rewind his videotapes before returning them to the store.
May he chafe in embarrasing places.
May he eat Kraft Singles without removing the plastic wrapper.
May he play quarterback for the Washington Redskins.
May he have recurring dreams about receiving lap dances from Strom Thurmond and Rush Limbaugh.